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Feyre: A good listener. Let's Rhys rant for ages. "I know this must be difficult for you, & I'll always be here." "Thank you, Feyre darling. I can't believe it . . . This betrayal hit home." "Yes . . . Cassian shouldn't have opened your favorite bottle of wine without asking."
Helion: Smiles everywhere, lots of pleasant touching, whispering foul things that just make his lover laugh so hard. Will do anything to make them smile again. Do they want to see him perform a dance routine? Get Sexy & I Know It cued up, here comes Helion
Thesan: Cuddles his Peregryn lover. "What are you—" "Shhhhhh, I'm being soothing." "Oh, I'm doing alright—" "Shhhhhh, you need to be soothed." "No, really, nothing's wrong—" "Shhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Kallias: Definitely builds a pillow fort or, even better, an igloo for him & Viviane to escape into if she's feeling blue. They can make little snowmen, & he likes to tickle her until she starts to giggle. "Has anyone seen the High Lord?" "Ah . . . he's in his igloo." "AND I'M NOT COMING OUT UNTIL MY WIFE SMILES."
Tarquin: Mild internal panicking at the thought of something wrong. But he's a comforter; brings his lover everything that they find joy in. Will eat ice cream in bed with them, take them to watch the sunset, read books together. It's all familiar & soothing & comfortable.
Beron: Doesn't know something is wrong, doesn't care. Doesn't have lovers because ew.
Tamlin: Smiles gently, tips up his lover's chin & brushes away a strand of their hair. Kisses them on the forehead. "You know what you need to make you feel better?" he whispers softly, his lips like a butterfly kiss on their forehead. "What?" Another kiss on the tip of the nose, & then, "SoLiTARy COnFineMEnT" before he throws them in a locked room. "iT bUiLdS ChaRAcTeR!"
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