The Inexplicable Exploits of the Dork Corps

Part VIII - Neville Gonna Stop With the Puns

(BU DUM T'SSSSS! I'm kind of obsessed... I probably have homework to do right now... But do I care? No. Also, I haven't said anything yet, but we do not own any characters but the Dork corps and some other OCs. If you've heard of them... they're clearly not ours... I mean like, we're on wattpad, so we're clearly not actual writers. P.S. This one is freaking loooooooooooooooong. Like 10,000+)

Nemesis woke up in unfamiliar territory. She panicked and bolted upright to see thick green curtains around her bed and a skylight with a strange murky light filtering though it. She swore that she could see seaweed and some sort of large fish swim by. She pulled open the curtain to see Mandy smirking from the next bed over. Shit.

Fire woke up to deep green light bathing her in a cool glow. There were several other chatty girls talking about their newest crush. "I know he's an idiot, he can be my trophy boyfriend. I don't think he has a thought in that pretty little head of his... he might be the one!" Why was she stuck with these twittering idiots?

(Speaking of twittering) Kat woke up to the twittering of birds outside her window. It overlooked a lake and a forest beyond. Thin blue curtains ruffled in the wispy wind flying through the window. A shaking call of, "Kat?" came from just outside her view. She slid open the curtain and saw a terrified looking Shat walking over to her to sit down next to Kat. "Where are we?" they asked.

Carter woke up to the boisterous talking of several other boys. Thick red curtains were pulled aside by someone who yelled out, "Oi Carter! Come on out, training's today, gotta get ready for that match right?" What in the world was going on.

Maddy woke up, and knew exactly what was going on. She stepped out of her office and down into the great hall, talking aside to Flitwick about her lesson plans for the week. She was the muggle studies teacher this year, and she was very excited for the next few days.

Obstreperous: adjective

Carter was ushered out of the dorm as soon as he got his robes on. The rest of the team, quidditch apparently, jovially dragged him down to eat with them for the day. They walked down the the great hall, trailing after Carter's teammates. At the great hall, he saw Kat and Shat sitting at the Ravenclaw table, Shat clinging to Kat's arm like a life line. Carter looked over the heads of the other students and saw a rather irritated Nemesis sitting next to a positively purring Mandy.

"Come off it Carter," said the British boy that he now recognized as Ron, "We've got training today, and that match against Slytherin Saturday... we can't have you lookin' at some girl... don't be so distracted. We need a beater like you on our team." Okay... so he was a beater, and since they shared a dorm, certainly a sixth year. Which made Nemesis a sixth year too, Kat and Shat fifth years, and Fire a fourth year. But wait, where was-? Wow. Maddy was up at the staff table talking amicably with professors Mcgonagall and Flitwick. She must clearly have been a teacher.

Noisy and Difficult to Control

Nemesis was not happy. Some memories were slowly coming back. Today, she had first period potions, second period Charms, third period Transfiguration, fourth period Alchemy, and double Defense against the Dark arts to finish off the day. In the older years, many classes were combined that once were not. She remembered finishing off her two foot Alchemy essay for Professor Montgomery, and remembered not getting a lot of sleep. Mandy and Draco were giving her head ache's. Draco she could forgive, he was obviously just being defensive, but Mandy... Her flirting was causing her temples to pound. She was tired of Mandy insinuating that they could have a shag in a broom closet for five minutes if they left now. She had practice tomorrow, and she needed to work on her center hoop keeping. As the Keeper, she kept getting snide looks from the Gryffindors. The bell for the first class rang and she headed off to the familiar classroom that belonged to Professor Slughorn.