The Inexplicable Exploits of the Dork Corps

Part II- Will it blow?

*one word... explosions*

It was a boring day in the barracks. For the 15th time that day, Kat gave a heavy sigh and yelled "I'm bored and now we're out of vodka pops. "Kat that is the 15th time you've said that today. I started keeping track; you've said it so much. The only thing different now is that you burned through all those pops." Fire replied

"I'm sorry, but would you be keeping track if you weren't bored?" Kat said begrudgingly as she turned to face her. "Probably. I remember the most useless information. Like how most dynamite is made out of peanuts. When am I going to use that!?" Fire said exasperatedly.

One room over, Nemesis and Carter were fighting. Again. 

"Well what do you want me to do with these perfectly usable scraps." Carter said angrily. "I don't know. You said you'd use them in the coming month. It's been a month now and you still haven't used them. They're taking up too much space." Nemesis said frustratedly. "Do you want me to blow them up?!" Carter screamed, "I. DON'T. CARE." Nemesis screamed back, she looked ready to strangle him.

A little break line 

Kat's kitty ears perked up, " I think I heard "blow them up.' " She told Fire. "We should go  investigate." She replied, "Ya know for the matter of science." She added. "Completely for science." Kat said with a devious grin spreading across her face. They leaped off Kat's bed and ran out of the room yelling, "FOR SCIENCE!!"

First, they were going to check Their lab because that was the obvious choice. But they heard Nemesis and Carter screaming from behind the door. They thought better of interfering. "Lovebirds in action." Fire whispered. Kat snorted.

"Tooo the kitchen!!" Kat said dramatically. In the kitchen the found Maddy cleaning. "Fire. Always so messy when she cooks." They whispered under her breath. "HEY! I cleaned the kitchen last time I cooked. You just have vision that can see atom sized pieces of dirt." Fire said grumpily. Maddy rolled her eyes.

Kat whispered under her breath,"Maddy wouldn't be talking about blowing stuff up."Ya know safety wise and all." "True, True." Fire mumbled still glaring slightly at Maddy."

Next they went to the living room were the found Shat sitting on the couch reading a new book. "Ohh! What book?" Fire said excitedly. "The Underneath." Shat said. Fire gasped,"That's my favorite. Let me get you some tissues." 

They let out a sob. Kat turned to look at her. "It's s-so sad!! The mom ju-just died!!"

"I'll get you some ice cream." Fire added

"Anyway, Shat have you heard anyone talking about blowing stuff up?" Kat asked

Maddy came running into the room,"Not on my watch!" They screamed, "Oh my gosh! Where's Fire?! She going to blow up her sheets again!" 

"That. Was a complete accident." Fire said walking back into the room carrying a fluffy blanket, 5 boxes of tissues and a gallon of chocolate ice cream. "Here Shat this may hold you over on till you start thinking at  the end."

"Annnnnnnyway... Anyone hear about explosions?" Fire continued.

"I thought I took away all of your guys (Carter, Kat, Fire) weapons and explosives?" Maddy questioned. "Yes, but we have peanuts." Kat and Fire said in unison, smirking. "What the heck does that mean?" Maddy yelled at the two as they ran away.

***THE***STARS***OF***THE***BOOKS***ARE***ALWAYS***THE*** BREAK***LINES***

"Welp! Back to square one." Kat sighed. Fire face palmed, "We're idiots. The lab." 

The entered the lab slowly. Nemesis and Carter were still fighting. They were on the exciting topic of how to pounce route. "It's rOWTe!" Nemesis screamed. "It is freakin' rOOte! Carter barked back, slamming his fist into his hand. "Oh, just kiss!" Kat Grumbled.

 "Hey, people!" Fire exclaimed. "WHAT!?" The two screeched. Fire and Kat put there hands up in defense. Kat continued," We heard someone talking about blowing stuff up." The two girls stood in the doorway smiling. 

"Look Carter, they can get rid of the scraps." Nemesis said smirking, knowing she won. Carter sighed, "Fiiiinnneee." 

"Get the popcorn and gasoline, Kat. This is going to be fun." Fire smiled deviously.

-MUSIC MONTAGE-

*dramatic superhero music playing*

Kat and Fire slipped into lab coats and placed safety goggles on top of their heads. Then they struck a dramatic pose. "Perfect." Kat whispered.

"Hellllooo people! I'm Fire and this is kat! Welcome back to Will it blow?" 

Nemesis was in the background laughing at the look of torture on Carter's face. "Are you guys gonna watch?" Kat asked  "I don't really like loud noises, but sure I'll watch a few." Nemesis replied. Kat threw two pairs of safety goggles at Carter and Nemesis. 

"First we'll start with these three beautiful panes of cracked glass," Fire displayed like she was on the shopping channel.  "And for ammunition, we will be you using gasoline and a match. We want to see what happens. FOR SCIENCE, of course." 

Fire placed the cracked panes on the metal table and doused them in gasoline. Then she ducked behind the danger wall with the others. Kat struck the match and from behind the wall, she threw it on the glass. 

The table burst into a giant inferno. The glass started cracking more and melting from the heat. "Awesome" Kat and Fire whispered. "We should probably put that out." Fire said. "Probably smart." Kat nodded in agreement as she pulled out a bag of microwave popcorn. "Hey Fire, get this a little closer to the heat for me." 

"Totally." Fire said pulling out a stick of butter.

"Put the fire out!" Nemesis shouted. "Just let us pop our popcorn... Annnnd done." Fire handed the butter and popcorn over to Kat. "Don't worry you can have some too. Oh ya, hand me that fire extinguisher."

Carter tossed it over to her.

"Thanks!" she smiled

She placed out the fire. "Well it didn't blow up, but it melted." Kat said looking at the charred blackish red piece of sharp edged, tangled mess.

"Let's see" Fire said rummaging through the box of micallouious parts. "I wonder what shampoo looks like when it's exploding. Annnnnd how about stick dynamite. Perfect." 

"No wait... Marshmallows!" Kat said pulling two bags out from behind her. "Yes!!"

They unwrapped the marshmallows And placed them on top of a stick of dynamite. Fire lite the wick. And ran behind the wall. "3...2...1.." The three girls counted. Nothing. "1...1...1...1.....1" Fire said. 

BOOM! 

The four of them came out from behind the wall. There was marshmallow everywhere "Sweet." Kat said. "Literally." All Fire could give was a muffled responses. She was sucking melted marshmallow of her hand. 

Maddy then came crashing into the room. "What. The. Hell. Was that?" Fire and Kat gave a sheepish wave. "I just cleaned this room!" They shouted. "Oops?" Fire shrugged. "All four of you are going to clean this." They said fuming, storming out of the room. 

"Worth it" Kat and Fire said together, fist bumping and smiling like idiots.

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Hoped you like it!!

*overly dramatic bow*

-explosion