The Inexplicable Exploits of the Dork Corps

Part VI - Bloody Hell

(This is literally crack... I'm not exactly sure how I should do this, because I'm an angstaholic... I might ask Fire to do this one. FIRE!! *summons a wild Fire* Can you please?)

(I was called? I'll drabble a bit)

It was an average day in the bunkers. Kinda. Nemesis woke up with a groan. She felt a pain in  her stomach, coincidently as the smell of sour cherry scones wafted into her room. "Fire. Never fails when it comes to breakfast." She said slipping out from under her covers.

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Maddy was itching to clean. Her eye was twitching as she watched Fire bake her scones. She tried to stand up but a knife shot threw her abdomen. "Shit"  she whispered 

"Language" Fire fake reprimanded her with a snicker. 

"Shut up." But only a smirk graced Fire's lips as a reply.

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Shat was curled up on the couch in a tight little ball. Trying and failing to reach their book. They let out a soft groan, "I hate this so much that I can't even put into words." From the pocket of their sweatshirt, they pulled out a chocolate bar and unwrapped it.

Kat came crawling into the room, "Shaaat. My dear, dear Shat. Please share that delicacy."

"Whhhhhhy?! This is my precious."

"We can sit on the couch together in a totally platonic way and no cuddling what so ever." Kat winked. 

"Deal" Shat said, maybe a little too fast and a red hue started creeping up their neck and tickled their cheeks.

Slowly, Kat heaved herself on the plush couch. She dragged a fluffy scarlet blanket on top of both of them as they curled together. Both started nibbling at the end of the bar. Enjoy the other's company and they both tried to ignore the obnoxious pain in their uteruses.

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Carter was in the kitchen talking to Fire. "What the fuck is going on, Fyfy?"

"Simple, something some girls or some non-binary friends like to call living hell." She said using her hands in a rainbow motion to elaborate.

"And If I'm correct Carts, Neme should be walking through the doorway, hunched over thinking it's just hunger, in 3....2....1..." 

As if on cue, Nemesis came in like that. "Fire. Scones and tea. Stat..." Fire gave her a pointed look. Nemesis rolled her eyes and ground out, "Please."

"Right and a kick to the head will help too. First here's a pad and a hot pack." Fire said throwing the items at Nemesis. "Go lay down and I'll get you all tea. Drink one cup then you get some scones."

"Carter go help her." Fire said suppressing a laugh. 

"Ha no. No no no. I like living."

"That's why I said go help." 

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All of six of them were sitting on the couch. That's when Carter said something stupid."Ok though, periods can't be that bad." Fire face palmed, "Cue the hormones, good luck you sorry bastard."  

"This poor boy is gonna diiiiie!" yelled Jamal from the corner.

"Maddy get me a knife. I'm gonna cut him a uterus" Nemesis said calmly. Too calmly for Carter's liking. 

"Popcorn time!" Fire said enthusiastically

"What did I do!?" Carter screamed

"Weeeeelllllll" Fire said drawing it out, "To most people with periods, it feels like being stabbed with a knife and then being twisted deeper just to be yanked out carelessly. Then having salt poured into the wound just for the grains to be dug out one by one. With a pair of electrified tweezers. For most people warmth on the stomach region helps, laying down, being stationery, and chocolate. Scratch that food. Lots of food." Carter could clearly see what was happening now. Kat and Shat were lying in a pile on top of each other. Kat was in a crumpled lab coat that was buttoned over her torso and a pair of leggings. Carter didn't think she was wearing a shirt or a bra. Shat was clad in what looked like three sweaters and  a pair of baggy jeans. Shat's head on Kat's stomach and Kat holding a pillow down to Shat's stomach. No cuddling my ass, though Carter. Fire had a concerned expression as she tried to explain this hell to Carter. Nemesis was wearing a pair of saggy grey sweat pants and a extra large purple shirt tucked in. She had a mixing bowl on her lap full of her favorite candies, Toblerones, wine gums, swedish fish and little short bread cookies. She sucked on one end of a Toblerone and as Carter reached for a wine gum she slapped his hand so hard she left a red mark on his wrist. "Ouch!" Carter whined. Maddy was suiting up in a pair of running shorts and a tank top, prepared for a run.

"Off that," She continued, "Some girls don't mind periods what so ever. Exhibit A." Fire said moving her hands up and down her body. "Also my opinion, Chocolate helps in no way." Nemesis shot her a glare,"lucky. When do you have your period anyway?"   

"I'm on it right now." She replied in a voice with the tone of duuuh.

"Fuck off." Nemesis retaliated flipping her off.

"Shut up. Ya love me. Oh and Carter, if I were you I would run. Maddy got a knife for Neme." 

"Shit" Carter made like Usain and bolted off the couch and back into his room. Fire let out a cackle. 

(A little short, but oh well.)

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TIL NEXT TIME

-explosion 

(Thank you so much for doing this Fire!! *kisses on both cheeks*)