THEY POP A BONER (LOSERS CLUB

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(Not doing Bev for obvious reasons)

BILL
-"shIT"
-you can totally tell bc he gets all red and embarrassed
-"I uh g-gotta...go"

RICHIE
-"fuck I have a boner, guess you gotta take care of it now"
-if your in pubic he'll do super obvious things to hide it
-makes awkward jokes

EDDIE
-"WHY NOW??!"
-will not make eye contact
-panics

STAN
-curses loudly
-if you ask him whats wrong he just goes silent
-if you end up trying to look or something he'll shove you away

MIKE
-gets all stressed about it
-"fuck what do I do ahhhh"
-stands behind stuff like tables and fences ans tries to be smooth

BEN
-living embodiment of the "😱" emoji
-"why me?"
-super embarrassed, hides his face and curls into a ball and dies

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