PICK UP LINES PT 1 (LOSERS CLUB)

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BILL
-h-hey c-can I follow you? B-because my mom told me to f-f-follow my dreams
-you're s-so beautiful, your b-birthday should be a national h-holiday
-y-you eyes match your sh-shirt perfectly

RICHIE
-is your body from McDonalds? Cus i'm lovin' it!
-whats a smart, young, attractive...man like myself doing without your number?
-are you an elevator? Because I wanna go down on you

EDDIE
-we're not socks but I think we'd make a great pair
-You stole my heart so can I steal your last name?
-are you stacys mom? Cus you've got it goin on

STAN
-once you go Jew, no christian will do (I fucking had too)
-how was heaven when you left it?
-the only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name

MIKE
-you are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine
-I think I can die happy now that i've seen a piece of heaven
-i'm no organ donor but i'd be happy to give you my heart

BEN
-you're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
-I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay
-are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you

BEVERLY
-when I'm around you I can't think straight ;)
-is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
-(stares at you) sorry you just look like someone I know, the girl of my dreams

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