Person I Dislike: "You're so boring."
Me:" Being boring is better than being stupid, and being stupid is better than being mean, being mean is what you're doing. You are right, I am better than you."
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Sarcasm 101
RandomA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
