A/N: I want to make a chapter and post all the amazing comebacks all you guys have shared in the comments. Thank you to everyone who has read and voted on this book it means a lot to me.When I first published this book i thought i was humbled that even one person took their time to read it. And now i have 42,000 readers. THANK YOU. <3 P.S all the peoples who commented these comebacks are tagged so make sure to check them out and give them a follow. :)
Chapter 2
Random person: You are such a b!tch.
" No, b!tchs go woof and I go fvck you."
Chapter 7
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"No, but when I saw i saw your face I wished I had stayed in h*ll.
Chapter 14
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours
Belong in a zoo.
( A continuation by Moonstar2234 )
Don't worry I will be there too
Not in a cage
But laughing at you!
Chapter 14
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me beautiful
What the h*ll did he do to you?
Chapter 15
"Who do you like?"
"Anyone but you."
Chapter 18
"You're crazy"
"All the best people are."
Chapter 22
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole i would have farted.
Is your a** jealous of the amount of shit that just came from your mouth."
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
Chapter 26
"Go kill yourself"
If I wanted to do that I would jump from your ego to your IQ.
Chapter 28
Hater: "You bish!"
"Thanks for calling me a bish. A bish is a female dog, dogs bark, bark comes from trees, trees are Mother Nature, Mother nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful."
Random Person: " Go to h*ll!"
"Baby, I'm already there."
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Sarcasm 101
बेतरतीबA book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Ra...
