A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)

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Alex: i almost just feel asleep in science class
You: that's what happens when you stay up all night
Alex: aren't you tired??
You: yes, but I pride myself in being able to stay awake anyways. It's one of my many talents
Alex: zzz
You: 💤 😴 would've been more effective
Alex: you know I like to do things the hard way
Alex: honest, hard work, that's me
You: you sound like you're applying for a job interview
Alex: working to be your friend is a constant effort
You: congratulations! you got the job
Alex: I am so happy :')
You: you are the first and only person to apply for a position! I didn't really have a choice
Alex: there's always a choice
Alex: is that really true?
You: 🤷🏻‍♀️
You: the world may never know
Alex: well the rest of the world are idiots. you & me and our secret society forever :)
You: sounds good 😊
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I've actually started using :) and :( non ironically bc of this story, can you believe-