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Alex: good morning
You: *morning
Alex: not a good one?
You: nope
Alex: why not? :(
You: because you kept me up all night and I'm tired, doofus
Alex: oh
Alex: sorry about that
You: it's okay
You: I just might fall asleep in class, in all
Alex: I'm really sorry
You: changing ur name to Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber: No
Justin Bieber: change it back please
Justin Bieber: please don't tell me you've actually done it
You: 😉
You:

 Alex: good morningYou: *morningAlex: not a good one?You: nopeAlex: why not? :(You: because you kept me up all night and I'm tired, doofusAlex: ohAlex: sorry about thatYou: it's okayYou: I just might fall asleep in class, in allAlex: I'm really so...

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Justin Bieber: oh my god
Justin Bieber: no
Justin Bieber: what can I do to make you change it back
You: ice cream
Justin Bieber: how would we sort that out
Justin Bieber: wouldn't it melt
You: haven't you heard of those little Friendlys ones?
You: I mean, it's no big problem to me...
Justin Bieber: you sure are picky
You: 🤗
Justin Bieber: >.<
You: that's a new one
Justin Bieber: believe it or not, it IS possible to exist without emojis
You: maybe so 🤗
You: but I'd rather not 😚
Justin Bieber: is that a...kiss
You: don't get ahead of yourself
You: get me some ice cream and then we can talk
Justin Bieber: is it that time of the month
You: I will actually block your number
Justin Bieber: So yes
You: So don't fucking conform to gender roles. No, i am not, not that it was any of your business in the first place
You: I'm tired and cranky from last night
Justin Bieber: okay okay
Justin Bieber: what flavor of ice cream do you want

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