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You: Unpopular opinion: Straws are so unneeded. Like...they only exist to let people be lazy??
Alex: *Casually removes my straw from my soda and throws it under the table*
Alex: ur totally right!!
You: omg
You: no way
You: Are you really using a straw rn??
Alex: I mean...not anymore
You: Aw
You: It's cute that you would change your habits just for me :')
Alex: THE DAY HAS COME!! YOU HAVE USED AN EMOTICON!! A NON-EMOJI!!!
You: only because no emoji expresses the happy tear-y eyed face
Alex: A victory is still a victory
Alex: Nothing can replace :/ either
You: You're right on that one
Alex: :)
You: :/
Alex: I'll slowly pull you over to my side...just you wait
You: You're gonna be waiting a looong time, buddy pal
Alex: It's a good thing I'm patient, then, isn't it?

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