A Loser With A Cellphone (Alex Standall)

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Alex: I want to ask u something but u have to promise not to kill me first
You: ...
You: *hides knife behind back* yeah of course
Alex: gimme the knife
You: running away
Alex: DON'T RUN WITH KNIVES
You: you're not supposed to run with scissors
Alex: I don't think that knives are a good alternative
You: what about in horror movies
Alex: somebody always ends up dead
You: ya and it's gonna be you that's the whole point of that
Alex: as much as I like the idea of that I'd still like to ask you the question first
You: 😞😞
Alex: turn that frown upside down
You: 🙃
Alex: not like that
You: 🙂
Alex: better
Alex: so are u ready
You: I was born ready
Alex is typing...
You: spit it out
You: I haven't got all day
You: well tbh I actually do but I'd rather not
Alex: is there any possibility that maybe we could possibly meet soon?
You: we've already met tho
Alex: when I'm sober please? :(
You: well that's your own fault, really
Alex: it's not as if you'd have gone up to me if I wasn't drunk
You: you don't know that
Alex: please
Alex: I don't bite
You: you won't like me
Alex: yes I will
Alex: I already do
You: you won't like my face
You: I'm not the same in real life
Alex: Please at least give me a chance
Alex: I don't care about how you look, I care about your personality, and I love it
You: why tho
You: I'm a sarcastic asshole with crippling social anxiety
Alex: and I love it
Alex: I'm not exactly a gem myself
You: you dated Jessica
Alex: So? What's that supposed to mean?
You: she's gorgeous
You: I'm not
You: end of
Alex: all I want is to meet you
You: oh
Alex: I didn't mean it like that
Alex: I really really like you
Alex: please don't go
Alex: it doesn't have to be for long and if it goes horribly you don't ever have to do it again or even ever talk to me again
You: so if I suck in real life you'll cut off communication completely
Alex: once again, not what I meant at all
Alex: Lyrical. I don't even know your name. I've told you thing that I haven't told anyone else and ur the only person who understands me and all I want is to try and make you comfortable but it is so hard to try and say things right over text
Alex: I'm not good at text
Alex: as you already know
Alex: please
Alex: please don't leave me
Alex: I need you in my life
Alex: more than you know...
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