Teacher: we need to meet at school to discuss ur kids' grades
Meiko: can u come here
Teacher: no
Meiko: ughh
-Later-
Teacher: basically Oliver is shit, Len is barely passing and probably won't even be able to graduate and I don't know how Rin is doing because there are doodles everywhere and the handwriting is just so bad
Meiko: why couldn't we do this at my place? At least we had alcohol there
Teacher: it's eight in the morning
Meiko: yeah well it's happy hour somewhere
Teacher: so whatchu gonna do?
Meiko: -seppukus-
Teacher: -screams-
Teacher: -calls ambulance-
Ambulance: what's ur emergency?
Teacher: -screaming-
