Oliver: -wakes up in an unknown place-
Oliver: -gasps-
Oliver: -calling someone on his phone-
Oliver: hello, is this amazon prime? I'd like to purchase 4 liters of dirt. That's the same as 2 big cola bottles, right? How much is that, 'cause I've got like 15 yen on me
Rin: -opens door-
Oliver: -screaming-
Oliver: rin!! What are you doing here !!
Rin: you're in the F bathroom, you're sitting on the toilet
Oliver: -looks down-
Oliver: -internal freak out-
Oliver: th-that means. . .
Oliver: I'm done. . . I'm done for. . . Why am I here? -soul begins leaving his body-
Rin: ah!! Just chill
Oliver: rin! Oh, Rin, you have to help me out of here! If I'm seen here, I'm never gonna hear the end of it! Besides you. You're good.
Rin: uh, no problem, just calm down
Rin: how did you get in here?
Oliver: I don't know, but I remember seeing a red and white silhouette before passing out or fainting. And my first instinct was to make a call. . Oh they hung up on me. . . To purchase dirt. Dirt is love, dirt is life
Rin: no, you don't need to go that far
Rin: !!
Rin: -shuts the stall closed-
Anyone outside: ???
Rin: -sigh-
Oliver: can I get out without being seen?
Rin: absolutely not
Oliver: I'm dead, I'm so dead
Rin: hold on, two red and white figures? Could that be Fukase and Piko? They are together often when we aren't bugging Piko. And they were acting suspicious today.
Oliver: -imagining devils in his head-
Oliver: those bastards! They must've drugged me or something! Such deviation to ruin my life!
Rin: well, it'll be like that one episode of ned's declassified
Oliver: tru
Rin: then, should I bring a garbage bag?
Oliver: I'd prefer not to be in one
Rin: ok, I have an idea that may or may not involve arson and possible jail time
Oliver: wut
Rin: birb
Oliver: ah! No! You fucker!
Oliver: shit she's gone
Oliver: it sounds pretty noisy out there. I think luka and miku are talking, and lily's on the phone. . .
-w/ rin-
Len: rin
Rin: . . . Ye?
Len: why are you pouring gasoline everywhere
Rin: idk, why are you breathing everywhere
Len: -crying-
Piko: rin seriously what the fuck
Fukase: she's probably gonna finally put an end to it all (lol)
Rin: -thinking- so those kiddos are together rn. . . They look mischievous
Rin: uh, say, have any of you seen oliver?
Fukase and piko: -look at each other, then back at rin-
Both: shrug, no no idea
Rin: well, time to set this place on fire
Len: RIN JESUS FUCK YOU HAVE A FUCKING LIGHTER
Len: THIS IS WHY I DECIDED AGAINST THIS
Rin: -does the LIGHTEr fire thing-
Rin: for asgard
Rin: -drops it-
Drop it like it's hot drop it like it's hot
