Len: -deep inhale-
Oliver: before we start, I uh, want to remind you all that I am 12 and Len is 14. Not shota. I'm a kid. Len isn't a fucking shota. I'm literally a goddamn toddler what the literal fuck--
Piko: ok so I'm gonna pick out what you're reading based on title and description and cover lol
Len: is Rin gonna be here?
Piko: no, I decided we all would think it'd be best to shield her from the horrors of humanity
Len: u've done me proud hentai boi
Piko: ok so like there's a you're my sunshine one
Oliver: o
Piko: 5 parts? Lmao fuck that too long
Piko: -sniff sniff- are those drugs?
Piko: -scrambling to get up- FUKA I TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T STICK EM IN YOUR ASSHOLE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! -leaving-
Len: . . .
Oliver: . . .
Len: there's a hentai where Genos shrinks and Saitama rapes him and sticks a cotton swab up his ass
Oliver: are you trying to ruin what innocence I have left or did I get two inches too close to Rin
Len: both lol
Piko: -comes back-
Piko: anyways, let's get this show on the road
Piko: ooh, one shots
Piko: wait
Oliver: what
Piko: there's one where Oliver is in prison
Oliver: wtf??!! Why?? ?? ? ?!! ?!? ?!
Len: -deep inhale-
Piko: fuck the one shots we're reading that shit
Piko: -ahem-
Piko: "i was running--"
Len: that seems retarded let's skip
Piko: but I
Len: who the fuck gets off to two little boys like seriously
Piko: but you
Len: what's that? I can hear a ringing in my ears. He is pulling me closer
Piko: or it's me trying to tell you it's less than half a sentence and stop interrupting me you stupid cunt
Len: bitch
Piko: oh, I've received notification I can't actually use someone's work because that's offensive to the internet lmao
Len: bOI
Oliver: if you can't handle that, you shouldn't even be on the internet
Piko: whatever, I'm gonna make one up on the spot lol
Len: o dear
Piko: ok. . . So one day. . . Oliver chan arrived in the city. "Oh wow" he said. "It is so pretty here. I want to travel the world." And then, he saw a boy! Also blond! "Heyyy stranger wanna go get some coffee," he asked.
"Ok, sure," said the mysterious stranger.
Len: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Oliver: uuuuuuuuuuugh
Piko: "so, what's your name?" asked Oliver.
"Kagamine. Len Kagamine. Say, you a little lost. How about I show you around?" Len asked. Oliver blushu desu.
"I'd appreciate that," said Oliver. Then, two days later, they meet up again! "Oh! You are here! Let's go watch a movie, Oli chan."
"Hey! Do not call me Oli, baka!"
"Huh? Why not, Oli chan?"
Len: -mumbling to himself- Christ this is like every Olilen in a nutshell
Len: -gagging-
Piko: u ok bro?
Len: yeah, just the word Olilen doesn't taste quite right in my mouth, carry on
Piko: uhhhhh. . . And then they slowly fell in love. But then!! Miku saw them!! And she became a jealous bitch. So she lied to Len and said Oliver hates him and said the same to Oliver. And they avoid each other. Then they confront each other. And they find out! Then they gang bang Miku and have gay sex. The end.
Piko: -licks the tears of their faces-
