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Rin: where's my subway

Meiko: I told Kaito to put it away in the fridge last night

Kaito: -immense sweating-

Rin: I checked but I couldn't find it

Meiko: huh? That's strange

Meiko: Kaito?

Kaito: y-yes?

Meiko: look in the fridge for Rin's motherfuckin subway

Kaito: um. . . you see. . . about that

Rin:

Kaito: I may or may not have eaten it

Rin: -chokes on spit-

Meiko: WHY

Kaito: I said may or may not! I remember eating something last night!

Rin: it's gone. . . the other half of my sandwich is really gone. . . my beautiful subway

Lily: it had extra bacon over ham

Rin: it sure did

Lily: nobody does that

Meiko and Kaito: -f out-

Rin: I remember. . . I ate the first half and wrapped the rest in the thing and sealed the bag. . . I said "this is my sandwich no touch". . . someone did the touch. . .

Lily: 'at's ur own fault

Rin: -crying alone in room-

-later-

Meiko and Kaito: -come back-

Kaito: shit we forgot Rin's subway lmao

Rin: -spreads arms out on the roof-

Kaito: JUST KIDIDIDIDING HAHA HERE U GO KIDDO

Len: and my fuckin subway?

Meiko: u said u didn't want any

Len:. . .

Len: you never asked

Oliver: they did

Len: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OLIVER!

And from that day on, Len would not shut the fuck up about how he didn't get a subway when Rin did. But Rin gave him a bite. Well more like Len took it and ate as much as he could in one bite like One Bite from Nedsdeclasifiedschoolashrursurvivalguid even after Rin had already made him maruchan earlier. The end.

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