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Pike: alright, the first thing we're gonna do-

Rin: erase my existence

Piko: . . No! We're gonna help my stupid as fuck ten year old self one a test because he was a dumbass

Rin: and still is

Piko: now now, don't be a dick, Rin

Piko: let's goo!

Piko: d d d d d dora

Piko: d d d d d d d d dora

Piko: Dora Dora Dora the exploraaaa

Piko: motherFUCKER THERE HE IS!

Piko: points to a lonely white looking boy struggling to do pushups

Rin: he's like Steve Rogers before the super soldier serum

Rin: except there was no super soldier serum and he remained the same but less pushups to be seen

Piko: -sad sigh-

Piko:. . . I mean. . . like. . . I can't. . . disagree. . .

-approaching bitch junior-

Piko: psst

Piko: hey kid

Piko: use this on ur tests

Piko: fulfill your dreams

Past Piko: ah stranger danger -aggressively uses rape whistle-

Piko: -gets tackled-

Piko: FUCK! RIN! DO OVER! D OVE RE

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