Would you kiss Sexual Offenderman for one million dollars?
♑︎ Capricorn: Not a chance.
♒︎ Aquarius: Depends on whether he's allowed to touch me.
♓︎ Pisces: What kind of question is that? Of course not!
♈︎ Aries: Are you insane?
♉︎ Taurus: Um...no?
♊︎ Gemini: Mayhaps...
♋︎ Cancer: Hell no!
♌︎ Leo: A million dollars? Fuck yeah!
♍︎ Virgo: No chance in hell!
♎︎ Libra: Ew, no!
♏︎ Scorpio: Show me the money first.
♐︎ Sagittarius: What kind of question is that? Of course!
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Creepypasta Zodiac Signs
Fanfiction[DISCONTINUED] What the Signs receive is completely random. If you're not happy with what your Sign ends up with, I apologise--you can't please everyone! POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING: ✖︎ Language ✖︎ Sexual innuendos Cover by: Cadence Weintraud (kokoumor...
