How do you react when you meet BOB?
♑︎ Capricorn: [Stifles laughter]
♒︎ Aquarius: There's another one? [Cries]
♓︎ Pisces: [Visibly confused] Is it a trend to be naked?
♈︎ Aries: [Takes a fighting stance] Bitch, I got more where that came from!
♉︎ Taurus: [Sweaty palms]
♊︎ Gemini: [Laughs uncontrollably]
♋︎ Cancer: [Questioning life] Why must you exist?
♌︎ Leo: [Pokes stubby arms before getting poked back in the eye] Ow, you fuck!
♍︎ Virgo: [Screams internally]
♎︎ Libra: High five!
♏︎ Scorpio: [Unfazed] What? Do you think you're somehow worse than The Rake?
♐︎ Sagittarius: Bitch, I'll fight you too!
How do you react when you meet BOB? Let me know!
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Creepypasta Zodiac Signs
Fanfiction[DISCONTINUED] What the Signs receive is completely random. If you're not happy with what your Sign ends up with, I apologise--you can't please everyone! POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING: ✖︎ Language ✖︎ Sexual innuendos Cover by: Cadence Weintraud (kokoumor...
