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Chapter 18.5~ Honey Buddha Chips

"Well, it smells fine but I want to know if it's spoiled."

"And how will me drinking it tell out whether or not it's okay?"

"I know it's bad when your throwing up in the bathroom."  I started to look through the cabinets looking for something else to bread it with.

"There are side effects with spending time with Mary Vanderwood the III." He sighed as he gulped it down. "It tastes fine... I guess." I nodded. "What are you looking for?"

"Luciel?" I sighed. 

"Yes?"

"Can you go and get me two bags of those chips?" I asked.

"You want to try them?!" he asked as he stood up.

".... Yeah sure."

"I'll be right back!" he said as he ran off. I took out a rolling pin and placed it onto the table. I then started to dip the chicken into the milk, than into the flower.

"GOT THEM!" Luciel said as he ran into the room. He placed them onto the counter. I opened the bags and put them into a bag. "So what are you-" I started to crush the chips. "Uhh... Guh... I.. What..."

"Go sit down."

"WHY ARE YOU MURDERING THEM?!"

"Go sit down, you'll see." His shoulders slumped down and he walked back to the table. I took a pan out and poured two quarts (2 Liters)  of vegetable oil into the pan and let it heat up. I went back to the chicken. I took some paprika out and dumped it into the bag of crushed Honey Buddha Chips. I put the bag back down. I took the chicken that was in the bowl of flower and dipped it back into the milk, which I then transferred to the bag.

Once the oil was hot enough I started to put the chicken in making sure both sides are brown. I then reduced the heat and put the lid back on it. I set the timer for 30 minutes. I walked over to the table and sat down. Luciel was sitting there eating chips and typing on his phone. I reached over and grabbed them out of his hand.

"(Y/N)!"

"They'll spoil your appetite." I said.

"Give them back~!" he whined. I shook my head. He stood up. I stood up as well. We both stared at each other waiting for one of to make a move. This was a common occurrence between the two of us. I would piss him off, he would chase me or vise versa. Luciel jumped onto the table. I turned around and ran carrying the chips.

"(Y/N) GET BACK HERE!" he shouted. I ran into the living room. As I did something blocked my path.

"Running is not safe, woof, woof."

"What the-" right as I said that my hand was grabbed. I was pushed against the wall dropping the Honey Buddha Chips in the process. "Luciel!" I yelped. His hand walk holding both of my hands above my head, his other hand at the side of my head. My face flushed red out of embarrassment. "Luciel... Let go!"

"Nope."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!" I shouted as I squirmed in his grip.

"Not without a punishment."

'Punishment?!"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-" Something salty and sweet was placed onto my tongue. Luciel shut my mouth.

"Chew." I reluctantly did as he said so I would be let go. I swallowed the food. Luciel let go of my hands.

"They're good right?" I lifted my hand and smacked him over the head.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"

"OWW." He yelped as he held onto his head.

"WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!"

"(Y/n)..?"

"DON'T (Y/N) ME!" I shouted, "YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME TO EAT IT!"

"(Y/n)?"

"YOU JERK! YOU SCARED THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME!"

"(Y/N)!"

"WHAT?!"

"The timer."

'Crap.'

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT LUCIEL!" I shouted as I ran to the kitchen. I went to the stove and took the top off letting out all the steam out of the pan. I then heated up the oil again. I heard Luciel's footsteps walk into the kitchen.

"You're a lucky man. The food looks like it'll be okay." I said.

"It smells great." He said. I turned them over and waited.

After about two more minutes I took them off and placed it onto a paper towel. I took the pan over to the sink and poured out the oil. I let the pan cool off on the stove. I took out two plates and put the chicken on the plates. I walked over to Luciel and put it down infront of him.

"It is fried chicken that is coated in Honey Buddha Chips, I hope you like it." I said. Luciel took a bite of it, his eyes widening.

"THIS IS AMAZING!" He said as he inhaled the chicken.

'... this is coming form someone who eats nothing but junk food for a living.'

"I'm glad you like it."

"I forgot how great of a cook you are!" He said as he kept eating.

"Thanks." I said as I sat down.

"I missed your cooking so badly." I smiled.

'It's good to be home.'

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