Italy—Darn it, I slept with pasta in my mouth again.
Germany—GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, PRUSSIA!!
Japan—*gasp* VOLTRON SEASON THREE COMES OUT TODAY AIAIAIAIIAIAIAIA
America—*speaking into a mirror* Oh yeah, baby. You're a sexy little thing, aren't you? Fuck yeah, rock that ass.
England—Where the bloody hell is the tea?
France—*has a hangover* Baise-moi...
China—Aww, and I was having the best dream too. America was gone.
Russia—Hello? Helloooooo? Lithuania? Estonia? Latvia? Ukraine? ...Belarus? Oh yeah, that's right. I'm alone now...
Austria—Thank the Lord I don't have to deal with Prussia anymore.
Hungary—Thank the Lord I don't have to deal with Prussia anymore.
Prussia—HEY, BROHAS!
Spain—Awww, why?
Romano—GET YOUR SPANISH ASS OUT OF HERE!
Canada—I'm Canada!
Denmark—WOOO WEEEE THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A SHIT!
Norway—Hey, Iceland? Call me 'Big Brother'.
Iceland—Why the hell are you calling me at 5 in the morning?
Norway: Oh yeah, I forgot we live in different time zones. Beklager.
Iceland: You better be.
Finland—GAH! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, SWEDEN?!
Sweden—Mm, go to sleep, m'wife.
Sealand—Ah! Another bright, sunny day here in my fair country!
Poland—Damn, I'm fabulous.
Lithuania—I'm so alone...
Greece—Cat. I'm a kitty cat. And I dance, dance, dance, and I dance, dance, dance.
Turkey—Ugh, all I want is some peace and quiet.
Ukraine—-Why can't I just have normal boobs?
Belarus—RA-RA-RASPUTIN! LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN! OOOH, MOVE ASIDE, BITCHES, CUZ THAT'S ME!
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Hetalia Zodiacs
RandomHave you ever read Zodiac books? Well this is basically a Zodiac book, only with your favorite Hetalia characters instead of Zodiacs! I take requests! ---x--- If you see your fan art here and you want me to remove it, please tell me. {#752 in Random...
