Italy—I am not a coward.
Germany—I am not intimidating.
Japan—I am not a pervert.
America—I am not stupid.
England—I am not pouring tea over your grave.
France—I am not checking out your fine booty.
China—I am not eating noodles, you racist shitfuck!
Russia—I am not watching you sleep.
Austria—I am not gay for Prussia.
Hungary—I am not going to give up.
Prussia—I am not dead.
Spain—I am not listening to mariachi right now.
Romano—I am not sorry you broke your elbow.
Canada—I am not invisible.
Denmark—I am not going down normally. I'm going down in style!
Norway—I am not emotionless.
Iceland—I am not his brother.
Finland—I am not Russia's bitch.
Sweden—I am not adopting Sealand.
Sealand—I am not a small country!
England: BITCH SFTU U GOT LIKE THREE PEOPLE IN YO COUNTRY AND YO DICK GAME AINT SHIT
Sealand: *sniffles* I'm gonna go live with Mr. Sweden and Mr. Finland
Poland—I am not a bitch.
Lithuania—I am not weak.
Greece—I am not solely in love with cats.
Turkey—I am not evil.
Ukraine—I am not stupid.
Belarus—I am not going to settle for anyone other than big brother!
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Hetalia Zodiacs
RandomHave you ever read Zodiac books? Well this is basically a Zodiac book, only with your favorite Hetalia characters instead of Zodiacs! I take requests! ---x--- If you see your fan art here and you want me to remove it, please tell me. {#752 in Random...
