Money

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Russia: can I borrow some money?

England: I'll give you money when pigs can fly

Russia: ok

*few minutes later*

England, answering a call: hello?

America: uh, yeah, England? Commie bastard strapped me to a plane and im up high in the air. Send help?

England:

England: how much do you want?

Russia: $20

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