Drunk England

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England: *laying on the bar table* Am I catholic or Protestant? God, I don't know....

America: dude, you're drunk.

England: YOU DONT KNOW ME!! I AM THE BLOODY UNITED KINGDOM!!!!

America: chill!!!

(Some time later)

England: *drank like 5 more bottles* AAANNNDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! HOLY SHIET!!! WILLL ALLWAYYS LOVE YOUU, I CANT BELIEVE YOUR MAKING ME DO THIS!! MAN, HOW COULD YOU!?!?!       *starts banging the table with his fist*

America: (in his head: oh my god save me right now.)

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