Transformers: Allies With A Twist

~~2~~

He grinned just like Jazz and handed me a second clip, "Oh, I like her." I reloaded the gun and went back to Jazz. He lifted me back up and I sat in the same position, this time examining my new gun. On safety, of course.

"Our medical officer, Rachet." Continued Optimus.

So Rachet is the yellowish green one! "The boys pheromone levels suggests he wants to mate with the female." Mikaela and Sam look away from each other; Mikaela scratching her head and Sam whistling.

"You already know your guardian, Bumblebee."

Bumblebee did a bunch of punches like a boxer warming up for a match. "Check on the rep, yep, second to none."

"Awesome! I guessed your name right!" Bee nodded at me.

"So you're my guardian, huh?" Bee shook his head at Sam and pointed to me. My smile grew wider and I stuck my tongue out at Sam childishly.

"His vocal processors were damaged in battle." Rachet shot some red laser out at Bumblebee making him squirm in discomfort. "I'm still working on them."

"Why are you here?" Mikaela stepped a little closer as she gazed up at Optimus.

"We are here looking for the All Spark; and we must find it before Megatron." Answered Optimus. Megatron? What a cliché sounding bad guy name.

"Mega-what?"

Optimus pressed his fingers to his temple emitting a light from his eyes. The floor around Sam and Mikaela began to crack and expose lava. Optimus told the story of why they're here while projecting bits and pieces of it. "Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just." His voice turned harsher and cold, "Until we were betrayed by Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed." I watched the projection sadly and cuddled closer to Jazz, finding comfort in his warmth. "Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him."

"My grandfather." Sam confirmed.

"It was an accident that intertwined our fates. Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses."

"How'd you know about his glasses?" EBay.

"EBay." I mentally cheered that I was right while Sam looked at Mikaela in disbelief.

"EBay."

Rachet spoke up, "If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army."

"And the human race will be extinguished." Optimus finished. "Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival."

Jazz stood setting me down gently to join the others as all the Autobots looked down at us. "Please tell me you have those glasses." I couldn't have worded it better Mikaela.

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"You're going to stay here, and you're going to watch them." Sam ordered Mikaela.

"What if they don't listen?"

"Make them listen. Five minutes, that's all I'm asking. Can you give me five minutes?"

Mikaela nodded, glancing back at the Autobots, "I can try."

"Good. Try." Sam ran off.

I understand that it must be stressful when you have the fate of the world in your room and five Autobots in your back yard; but what I don't understand is how they forgot me. I was currently sitting in Ironhide because Sam and Mikaela hopped in Bee and drove off without me. Like what the fuck? That's my car.