"Why is she so moody lately?" Ron asked. We are here at the Great Hall, eating, when Hermione came out of nowhere.
"Oh, my, maybe she's PMSing" Ron blurted out. Ginny choked the pumpkin juice she's drinking and Hermione, who is eating her toast, also choked it.
"We don't talk about that in public! Ron this pumpkin juice is good" Ron awkwardly scratched the back of his neck
"That's disrespectful Ronald" Hermione blurted.
"Well, mate, you didn't get her pregnant, did you" Ron said, stuttering. Merlin am I that irresponsible?
"Bloody hell no Ron!" I said, while eating my chicken.
"That's also disrespectful" Ginny said. Hermione suddenly stopped eating.
"I'm moody today because I can't find my book-
"Hogwarts: A History" Ginny, Ron and I finished her sentence. We all laughed for a moment when Hermione spoke.
"And also, If I became pregnant, all of you perfectly well know who's responsible for it" All of them glared at me.
"Why me!? I'm a good boy"
"We know" Ginny and Ron said in unison.
I glared at Hermione, she just smirked at me!
"Just kidding Potter! I know you all too well"
She smirked. Again
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Harmione :: One Shots
FanfictionBook of Harry and Hermione oneshots. Sad, Happy, Funny and hilarious moments of Harry and Hermione. Don't forget to VOTE and COMMENT! I DON'T OWN ANY OF HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS
