I smile , calling everyone in the room .
Jeff looks over at me worriedly , " Oh no .. she's smiling . This is bad , take cover , save yourselves ! "
The rest of the family chuckles a bit , except Ben who stares at me with eyes wide .
" Dont hurt us ..... "
I roll my eyes , waiting for the rest to come in before I stand on the table - due to my extreme case of shorterthanshortophriena .
" I just called you all to thank MissHorrorStory for her awesome work , stories , and imagination . "
Ben seems to have lose less tense , and Jeff stares at me wide eyed .
" You mean you have a heart and sense of mannership ? "
I glare at Jeff , pure evil radiating through my skin .
" Anyway , as I was saying before - Yes MissHorrorStory; you're awesome as flap ! You stories are so non-cliche but not to the point its confusing . Its even inspired me to finally get off my ass - and put my abnormal and slighly-sadistic imagination to use ! Thanks for that dude , you're amazing ! "
I look at the rest of the creepypasta family , counting to three :
" Thanks love ! " We all attempt to say in sync , keyword - attempt .
VOUS LISEZ
Ask The Creepypastas !
HumorYeah you heard me ! Ask the creepypastas whatever you want , or dare them - I will make them do and answer all * evil laugh * Jeff : you will not force me to do anything . Me : * eye twitch , and I stalk towards Jeff * is that what you think ? If I'...
