Tyypos are hte bane of ym existence

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Nathaniel:

Em, r u coming tonight?


Emily:

u mean 4 work?


Nathaniel:

...no, there's no work 2night.


Emily:

_what_? Snce when? It's Friday!!!

Nathaniel:

the museum is holding some sort of formal event. Lots of people going.


Emily:

oh.... I don't have any formal clothes. Sry...


Nathaniel:

is that an excuse 2 not come?


Emily:

no, I'd love 2! I would feel weird coming and being the only 1 not dressed up, tho


Nathaniel:

K, that's it. We're going shopping.


I stared at my phone, bewildered. Since when did a guy take a girl shopping for formal clothes?


Emily:

uh, r u volunteering to take me shopping for clothes? Because... I thought guys h8ed shopping.


Nathaniel:

I'm just tired of u denying ur self things.


Emily:

well...


Nathaniel:

What's ur address? I'll come pick u up rn.


Emily:

but, Nathaniel....


Nathaniel:

no buts. We're going.


Emily:

I rly don't want 2. It's fine.


Nathaniel:

yes, u do. What's the real reason you're reluctant to come?


Nathaniel:

Emily, I know you're there, and I've been waiting for a reply for 5 whole minutes. Stop ignoring my texts.


Nathaniel:

Should I just assume that u hate me and don't want 2 go anywhere w/ me?


Emily:

No!!!! Gsh, why are u so persistent? I don't want to go because


Nathaniel:

Because?


Emily:

Oh, sry, I didn't mean 2 send it yet. Um, I would rather not say why.


Nathaniel:

Emily, please tell me.


Emily:

>empty message<


Emily:

Fine. I don't want to go because I don't have the money 4 formal clothes and I'm embarrassed about that. Happy now?


Nathaniel:

U thought I was going to make u pay? This is my treat.


Nathaniel:

And before u argue, like I know u will, just realize that it's useless. Either u come with me and pick out a formal dress, or I will go and buy the most expensive one I can find and somehow stuff it in ur mailbox.


Emily:

...that's illegal.


Nathaniel:

Fine. I'll leave it on your doorstep.


Emily:

>empty message<


Emily:

>empty message<


Emily:

Ugh Okay fine I'm coming.


Nathaniel:

Great.


Nathaniel:

Oh, and I have one condition.


Emily:

What's that?


Nathaniel:

You have to go as my date tonight

;)

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