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totalfuckingkaos Surprise party! Not like an actual surprise party, but more like 'Surprise! Party!' Also, this is my first drink. @slytherin.boy @slytherin.girl_twin @luna_luna_lovegood @mionegrangerslytherin.boy Something told me that you'd end up taking us to some party.
slytherin.girl_twin Like you've ever been to one bro.
totalfuckingkaos Burn 🔥
mionegranger I'm not drinking anything, no matter what.
luna_luna_lovegood I might try some.
mionegranger LUNA!?
totalfuckingkaos Come on Hermione, its only a matter of time, you know.
mionegranger You guys can't make me, I won't give in to your peer pressure.
slytherin.girl_twin It's okay Mione, you don't have to drink if you don't want to.
totalfuckingkaos I'm calling it now.
slytherin.girl_twin Let me in on that.
mionegranger Hey!!----
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totalfuckingkaos I fucking called it. @mionegranger @slytherin.girl_twinslytherin.girl_twin It's only been thirty minutes. How did she get THAT drunk in that amount of time? 😂
totalfuckingkaos I guess alcohol has a quicker affect on her. Or she just drank a lot.
slytherin.girl_twin Huh. Btw, where's Draco?
totalfuckingkaos Dunno, he disappeared a while ago, probably inside though.
slytherin.girl_twin Yeah. Well, now it's my turn to have what Hermione's having.
totalfuckingkaos Good luck 👍----
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totalfuckingkaos Well, found Luna. @slytherin.girl_twinslytherin.girl_twin Oh my god, she's totally wasted 🤣🤣🤣
totalfuckingkaos Shouldn't you be by now?
slytherin.girl_twin I'm working on it.
totalfuckingkaos Got it 👌----
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totalfuckingkaos Guess. Who.
@slytherin.girl_twinslytherin.girl_twin OH. MY. GOD. IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!
totalfuckingkaos That's a strong yes.
slytherin.girl_twin THIS IS AMAZING! I'm never going to let them hear the end of it.
totalfuckingkaos Oh my god.
slytherin.girl_twin What?
totalfuckingkaos Two things. One, why aren't you drunk yet, and two, Draco and Hermione just disappeared into what looks like a bedroom...
totalfuckingkaos SHIT. DOES THIS MEAN I OWE YOU MUGGLE MONEY!?
totalfuckingkaos Yes.
slytherin.girl_twin DAMMIT.
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Harry Potter ▽ Instagram
FanfictionIf Voldemort died after attacking Harry the first time, what would everyone occupy their time with? Instagram, thats what. Warnings: Cursing, alcohol