[Completed] Facebook no Jutsu! (Naruto ChatRoom)

Naruto tries to roast. (SHORT)

So I don't feel like continuing the little drama thing with Temari and Ino so.. yeah.

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Naruto Uzumaki 7:02 PM
Hey Sasuke! Remember that one SpongeBob episode where he was with plankton and they were talking about fun? 

Sasuke Uchiha 7:02 PM
Yeah, why?

Naruto Uzumaki 7:02 PM
Well, here's my version of the song :)
F is fuck you, you never do shit
U is for U got dumped!
N is for no one ever loved you at all
SO FUCK YOURSELF BASTARD!

Sasuke Uchiha 7:05 PM
What's this about being "dumped"? 

Naruto Uzumaki 7:06 PM
Well, Sakura-chan seems pretty much done with your jealousy shit so... I have a feeling you're gonna be dumped. Bye.

Notifications are off for this chat.

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Naruto Uzumaki 7:07 PM
You know what, Shikamaru?

Shikamaru Nara 7:09 PM
.....

Naruto Uzumaki 7:09 PM
I hate how you get girls and you do nothing.

Shikamaru Nara 7:09 PM
Did Hinata dump you?

Naruto Uzumaki 7:10 PM 
...

Naruto Uzumaki blocked Shikamaru Nara.

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Naruto Uzumaki 7:11 PM
Sakura-Chan, I haven't been completely honest with you.

Sakura Haruno 7:11 PM
What do you mean?

Naruto Uzumaki 7:12 PM
I think you're ugly.

Sakura Haruno 7:12 PM
You've got the wrong number, sorry. Here's Karin's number- [insert number here]

Naruto Uzumaki 7:13 PM
No! I think YOU'RE ugly!!!

Sakura Haruno 7:13 PM
What did Teuchi-san put in your ramen? Are you drunk? 

Naruto Uzumaki 7:14 PM
Ok fine, I was lying. 

Sakura Haruno 7:14 PM
Well duh.

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Group chat------------------> (HOURS LATER)

Sasuke Uchiha 9:04 PM
Hey.. did Naruto say anything to you guys?

Sakura Haruno 9:09 PM
Yeah, he called me ugly. You don't think I'm ugly, do you?

Sasuke Uchiha 9:09 PM
no.

Shikamaru Nara 9:10 PM
Naruto tried to roast me. 

Sakura Haruno 9:10 PM
Same here. 

Sasuke Uchiha 9:11 PM
.. I wish I could say the same but I can't... 

Sakura Haruno 9:11 PM
What do you mean?

Shikamaru Nara 9:11 PM
?

Sasuke Uchiha 9:12 PM
Nothing... 

Naruto Uzumaki 9:13 PM
guys... I'm still here. 

Sasuke Uchiha removed Naruto Uzumaki from the group. 

Sasuke Uchiha 9:14 PM
Fucking idiot... 

Sakura Haruno 9:14 PM
We can clearly see you got roasted by him and you're salty. Sasuke-Kun, do you need me to bring you some ice? 

Sasuke Uchiha left the group.

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Well

I'm gonna go watch the new Attack on Titan episode now.

Bye.