*Read using the Powerpuff girls theme*
Weirdness, sarcasm and everything nice
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect short story
But author Pseudo accidentally added an extra ingredient to The concoction called "chemical romance!"
Thus the Dynamic Duo was born
Using their annoying sarcasm
Lucy Harper and Mark Yeager
Have dedicated their lives to call
and annoy each other passionately
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Lucy harper was bored at work,
Mark Yeager was just being a silly jerk.
Once Lucy's phone began to ring,
Is where the start of their story begins.
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// AUTHORS NOTE //
HEY YOU! YES YOU!
Before you start reading, I just have a few things to say.
This is actually my first book. It began about 2 years ago when I was 14 and was basically new in wattpad. So needlessly to say, you might wanna prepare yourself since this book contains:
-Some grammar mistakes
-Contagious Stupidity
-Sarcasm
and the intent of killing someone
also my lame puns and humor
But hey, you made it here and you're still not leaving.
So let's get started!
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Teen Fiction[Highest Ranks: #1 in hotline, and #11 in Short story] "Do you really want to know my name" " Yes tell me" " DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?" "YESS" " YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW!" " YESS TELL ME GODDAMMIT!" " MY NAME IS..." " WHAT?" "...
