Murder Hotline

Murder Hotline

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Cole By PseudonymousMarauder Updated Aug 30

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"Hello! Welcome to Murder Hotline--"

"Is your house on fire?"

".. What?"

"Cause your Smoking Hot!"

"Was that supposed to make me swoon?"

"Errr... uh, apparently yes."

"I'm just gonna forget that you said that for your own dignities sake."

"SHAWN, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK!"

In the background 
* ITS NOT MY FAULT GIRLS DONT DIG YOU!*


*~*~*~*~*
One fateful phone call
Two amazingly sarcastic persons
And a whole lot of puns

  • conversations
  • cute
  • dialogue
  • funny
  • harrypotter
  • hotline
  • humor
  • love
  • lucy
  • mark
  • phonecall
  • puns
  • romance
  • shortstory
  • telephone
  • wattys2017
Am I the only person who noticed that the first paragraph thing is almost the same as the beginning of power puff girls
Sorry,but... Question mark at the end of the sentence.Sorry,please don't kill me!