Murder Hotline

Murder Hotline

35.7K Reads 2.4K Votes 41 Part Story
John By PseudonymousMarauder Updated Dec 20, 2017

[Highest Rank: #25 in Short story]

"Hello! Welcome to Murder Hotline--"

"Is your house on fire?"

"What?"

"Cause you're Smoking Hot!"

"Was that supposed to make me swoon?"

"Errr... uh, apparently yes."

"I'm just gonna forget that you said that for your own dignities sake."

"SHAWN, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK!"

In the background 
* ITS NOT MY FAULT GIRLS DONT DIG YOU!*


*~*~*~*~*
One fateful phone call
Two amazingly sarcastic persons
And a whole lot of puns.

  • conversations
  • cute
  • dialogue
  • funny
  • harrypotter
  • hotline
  • humor
  • humour
  • love
  • lucy
  • mark
  • phonecall
  • puns
  • romance
  • sassy
  • shortstory
  • teenfiction
  • telephone
  • wattys2017
queeeen_riley queeeen_riley Jul 12, 2017
Am I the only person who noticed that the first paragraph thing is almost the same as the beginning of power puff girls
therebelreader therebelreader Nov 16, 2017
I think I just relived my childhood there xD power puff girls
The_Official_Hawt The_Official_Hawt Nov 01, 2017
I was going to save this until tomorrow to read but I read the tags saw Harry Potter and said screw tomorrow im reading this today
-stxrlust -stxrlust Oct 14, 2017
Sorry,but... Question mark at the end of the sentence.Sorry,please don't kill me!
Skull_Candy_Queen Skull_Candy_Queen Oct 31, 2017
Why is this book called murder hotline?
                              Like is someone going to call of the killed someone