[Highest Rank: #25 in Short story]
"Hello! Welcome to Murder Hotline--"
"Is your house on fire?"
"Cause you're Smoking Hot!"
"Was that supposed to make me swoon?"
"Errr... uh, apparently yes."
"I'm just gonna forget that you said that for your own dignities sake."
"SHAWN, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK!"
In the background
* ITS NOT MY FAULT GIRLS DONT DIG YOU!*
One fateful phone call
Two amazingly sarcastic persons
And a whole lot of puns.