Murder Hotline

Murder Hotline

61.1K Reads 4.1K Votes 43 Part Story
Michael By PseudonymousMarauder Updated May 02

[Highest Rank: #11 in Short story]

"Do you really want to know my name"

" Yes tell me"

" DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?"

"YESS"

" YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW!"

" YESS TELL ME GODDAMMIT!"

" MY NAME IS..."

" WHAT?"

" THE NAMES BOND, JAMES BOND"

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Sitting around in an office chair working part time wasn't really Lucys cup of tea and being home alone wasn't really the same either for Mark when you have an idiot for a roommate, but who knew things would get a little livelier when you mix:

One fateful phone call
Two amazingly sarcastic dorks
And a whole lot of puns.

You might just want to buckle up your seatbelts for the sarcastic duo coming your way.

  • conversations
  • crush
  • cute
  • dialogue
  • funny
  • harrypotter
  • hotline
  • humor
  • humour
  • love
  • lucy
  • mark
  • phonecall
  • puns
  • romance
  • sarcasm
  • sassy
  • shortstory
  • teenfiction
  • telephone
  • wattys2018
queeeen_riley queeeen_riley Jul 12, 2017
Am I the only person who noticed that the first paragraph thing is almost the same as the beginning of power puff girls
therebelreader therebelreader Nov 16, 2017
I think I just relived my childhood there xD power puff girls
The_Official_Hawt The_Official_Hawt Nov 01, 2017
I was going to save this until tomorrow to read but I read the tags saw Harry Potter and said screw tomorrow im reading this today
starlustiing- starlustiing- Oct 14, 2017
Sorry,but... Question mark at the end of the sentence.Sorry,please don't kill me!
Skull_Candy_Queen Skull_Candy_Queen Oct 31, 2017
Why is this book called murder hotline?
                              Like is someone going to call of the killed someone