1. BITCH!!! BITCH!!! IM GAY BUT WOW
2. Honestly what a nice guy even tho he is ANGERY a lot
3. That moment when ur like "I'm tired of baseless m/f couples" but u still cry at the end of rogue one
4. Has good fashion sense like damn
5. Looks like he can kill you and he can actually kill you. Run. (Unless you're his friend. Maybe.)
6. ALSO Diego Luna is the best he's so cute and funny awwww (and that makes him a REALLY good actor bc cassian is way different than his personality in real life)
7. Anyways have y'all seen that tumblr post were someone's dad (who is Mexican and has an accent) is surprised and amazed that Diego kept his accent and HE SAW IT I cri ;-;Cassian Andor gives me life tbh
{HA HA GUESS WHOS A BITCH!
ME BC I NEVER UPDATE LOL!
Like when was the last time I updated like?? Two months ago? And it wasn't even a real update?
Anyways I'm salty that rogue one didn't win any oscars like WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE!?!?!?!?!?!??!?
BUT moonlights comeback was LIT it's the first LGBT film to win best picture and it's about a gay black man!!!!!! finally some diversity!! And Mahershala Ali and Viola Davis won best supporting /actress and IM HAPPY!
and some new... stuff... revealed and I will get to it next chapter 😏
stay gay my dudes
CJ
ps isn't weird how my author notes are longer than the actual chapter I think I'm just lazy}
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