Star Wars Urban Dictionary

Satine Kryze

1. What a Badass tbh
2. I like Obitine but I also like Padmé/Satine so!!!!! Polyamory is the way to go my dudes
3. Her outfits are amazing ????
4. I haven't even finished watching the clone wars but y'all have spoiled me to no end so spoiler alert: she's fucking dead
5. WHY!?!?!?!? SHE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL AND THEY KILLED HER OFF I AM FOREVER MAD

Me and Obi-Wan have three things in common: we're both ginger, were the responsible ones (which is pretty sad in my case), and we are both on the Satine Kryze Defense Squad, or SKDS for short

{umm hi guys.

OU MY GOSF DIRRY FIR NOT UPDATING ITS JUST SCHOOL AND THE GACT THAT I AM 99% SURE I NEED A THERAPIST OK

anyways lol how are u doing?

Updates in Star Wars news: Rouge One is coming out in about a month, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford apparently had an affair???? And America elected emperor Palpatine as our new president! Great job eligible voters for fucking up mine and many other people's liVES LIKE WTF (yeah I'm super mad but fortunately both mark and Carrie hate trump so they can adopt me)

Updates on me: I'm probably changing my username soon (probably to gaylukeskywalker or something along those lines) and when I have the time I'm going to write about the political problems with Star Wars (racism, sexism, homophobia, yeah it sucks but all of this is present in SW)

anyways I hope y'all have a good day be good kids ~CJ}