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"What are you wearing?"

"...excuse me?"

"...this isn't Blue is it..."

"...uh it's Jake...what kind of pervert pizzeria is this?"

"Jake? From State Farm?"

"No, Jake from Jake's house."

"What would you like to order, Jake?"

"One large Hawaiian pizza but with ten times the usual pineapples. Hold the chicken, pizza, and everything else."

"...so you just want a pineapple?"

"Yes. When will that be ready?"

"...twenty minutes I guess..."

"Alright. Thank you, bye."

"Bye?"

"beep."

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