❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞
❝D-de-delivery.❞
❝What would you like this evening?❞
❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞
❝...❞
❝...❞
❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞
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c o p y r i g h t I own all characters, events, cheesy dialogue, places etc. Don't copy these things or I'll be very angry. Also it's very illegal. So yeah. Don't do it. Don't do drugs either, I guess.
n o t e This is my first time writing something like this so bear with me.
w a r n i n g Story contains excessive amounts of: -awkward situations -cheesy pick up lines -memes oh god so many memes -fangirling/boying -so so so much cursing
d e d i c a t i o n For pizza and meme lovers everywhere. Also for my sister. Don't read any of my books, sis. Pls don't tell mum.
c a s t
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Lily Collins as Blue Evans
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