Blue- Italics
Gabriel- Bold
"I feel bad."
"You broke my heart Blue. Betrayed my trust. How can I ever love again?"
"I'm rolling my eyes."
"Well at least your sass is intact."
"Kids these days have no respect for their elders."
"I'm older than you."
"...you don't know that."
"You told me your age. I'm probably taller than you too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Are not."
"Are you gonna order something? Cause that's kind of my job yah know."
"Since when do you care about your job?"
"By boss walked by I had to bring out Serious Gabe."
"I don't think I like Serious Gabe."
"Maybe if you gave me your number...we could talk...when I'm not working...but also when I'm working because I hate my job."
"How did you ever survive without me?"
"I just looked up my OTPs on tumblr...and cried a bit."
"Oh my God you're actually me."
"Everyone kept giving me weird looks but you know what? Men can cry too!"
"YEAH GOGABBY EQUALITY YES [crashing noise]"
"..."
"I kicked my chair over...I'm a really hard core feminist...equality turns me on."
"So we both love Harry Potter and Feminism and Tumblr...is this true love?"
"You wish. I'm totally out of your league."
"Ouch. I don't think my fragile heart can take anymore breaking."
"What a wuss."
"Come here and let's fight."
"...I can't actually drive..."
"Hahahahahahahaha."
"Stop laughing or I'll kick you."
"Shhh there are many things I can't do that most people can."
"Like?"
"I can't--actually never mind. You'll probably laugh."
"I promise I won't"
"I can't swim."
"..."
"Or ride a bike."
"..."
"I'm also a virgin."
"..."
"One of those is a lie."
"Oh the virgin one is one hundred percent true."
"[gasp] Women actually find me irresistible."
"Do you work at Pizza Hut? 'Cause you can stuff my crust any time."
"[choking noise]"
"Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready."
"If I don't get your number I'm gonna fall to pizzas."
"I'll consider that, since I'm pepperlonely."
"I know we just met but I think I'm in love with you."
"Let's elope."
"I'll steal as many pizzas as I can."
"That's my man."
"Crap my boss is looking this way, I gotta hang up."
"Goodnig--"
"beep."
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