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"Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?"
"D-delivery."
"What would you like to order this evening?"
"One large p-pepperoni penis."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"[snort] well, I don't know about the pepperoni but I will be more than happy to provide you with the rest."
"Fuck that's not what I meant."
"Are you sure? I could give you a really generous discount."
"Hey, buddy, screw you okay."
"Wow so much confidence for someone who couldn't speak a few seconds ago."
"I don't usually order food over the phone, okay? I'm a reeeeaaaally awkward person and I try to avoid human interaction at all costs."
"Hi a really awkward person, I'm Gabe. Nice to meet you."
"Hahaha fuck you Gabe."
"Woah there, I usually do dinner first but--"
"Aghh this is fucking embarrassing isn't it."
"Oh yeah definitely. Let's start over shall we?"
"...sure..."
"Hi, I'm Gabriel Lynch an amazing 19 year old who loves long walks on the beach and hates working past 11 pm."
"I assumed you were referring to the order..."
"You gotta tell me your name first."
"I'm Blue Evans, a hungry 18 year old who would really love some pizza right about now."
"Blue? Like the color?."
"No, Blue like that other thing."
"I find your sarcasm endearing."
"Can I have my pizza now?"
"What's the magic word?"
"Avada Kedavara?"
"That's two words you muggle."
"How DARE you? I am NOT a muggle."
"I don't know...only muggles order pizza after 11pm."
"I am a proud witch of the Ravenclaw house."
"Ew what a nerd."
"Oh yeah? What are you? Lemme guess...Gryffindor?"
"Hmm...cause I'm so dashing and brave?"
"No cause you're arrogant and won't give me my pizza."
"Hey that's pretty house-ist and I don't know if I can take the order of someone who is house-ist."
"If you hang up I'll...I'll...."
"Ooooh what are you gonna do? Please say kill me. I really don't want to be working at this hour and I have concluded that death is the only option."
"Why don't you just quit?"
"Because I need money and my only talent is making memes."
"I'm surprised they haven't fired you yet."
"Well I don't usually strike up conversations on the phone with weird strangers."
"[sigh] just get me my pizza."
"Large pepperoni Pizza right?"
"Yep."
"I'll get you that other large thing--"
"beep."
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Pepperoni Pizza
Short Story❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞ ❝D-de-delivery.❞ ❝What would you like this evening?❞ ❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞ ❝...❞ ❝...❞ ❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞ ----- In wh...
