How (NOT) To Be Green? (COMPLETED)

•Lesson 8• How (NOT) To Be Shamefaced?

•Lesson 8•
How (Not) To Be Shamefaced?

I'm a doomed virgin. I never thought that I'd blurted something out in front of Rex and Kenjie. Thu urge to go under the table and get a box, cut a hole and put my head inside it is too hard to ignore. So all I did was run and swear to never ever face them again.

For instances, during lunch break. Pupuntahan ako lagi ni Tsubaki sa room ko pero nauunahan ko na siya dahil nakakaalis na agad ako.

Bumuga ako ng hangin sa bangs ko at pinunasan ang pawis sa leeg. Hindi ko akalaing magaling pala akong magtago. Pakiramdam ko tuloy ay isa akong kriminal at nagtatago sa mga pulis.

I silly laugh came out of my lips and I quickly covered it. Tumingin ako sa kaliwa at kanan, nang masigurong wala na si Tsubaki ay lumabas ako sa lab room.

Inipon ko ang hangin sa aking bibig at bubuga ulit sana nang biglang may dumaklot sa braso ko at inikot ako. I almost choke when I saw Tsubaki's face in front of me. He smiled scornfully at me then his face changed.

Now, he looks like the monster in Power Rangers. I bit my lips to supressed my giggle.

"Shiri garu!" He hissed.

"Yes, senpai?"

He squinted his eyes, his emerald green eyes gleamed back at me. And I swear, I could feel the inside of my panties getting soaked. Shimatta. I'm such a perv.

"Ilang araw ka ng umiiwas?"

"Uhm." I held out my hand then counted from one to three. "Three?"

"Boke!" He knocked my head lightly.

I rubbed my head and gave him a pout. "Bakit ba?"

Sasagot sana siya nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone niya, agad niyang sinagot 'yon. Nang wala na ang atensyon sa akin ni Tsubaki, I slowly crept far away from him. Luckily, hindi na ako nahabol ni Tsubaki.

Thus, my entire day became peaceful. Nagpatuloy ito ng ilang linggo.

Or so I thought.

I was reclining on my bed and currently reading a newly released erotica novel. It was a love story about a couple trying to make a baby because the male lead wanted his parents to be happy, especially his mother who had a dementia. I was right at the point where it came with a detailed ooh ah ugh passages when a knock to the door interrupted me.

I pursed my lips and placed the book that was getting to the ooh ah ugh part down in my bag. Tumayo ako at binuksan ang pinto, bumungad sa akin si onii-chan. Kinunutan ko siya ng noo. Hinawakan niya ang kamay ko at may sinuksok doon na papel. Pagkatingin ko ay listahan ng ingredients para sa hapunan namin iyon.

"Bakit ako ang bibili?"

Hindi niya ako pinansin, naglakad siya pababa ng hagdanan. Sumunod ako sa kaniya. Nang hindi pa rin siya sumasagot ay hinawakan ko ang braso niya at kinagat. Napasigaw siya sa sakit at agad na nilayo ang mukha ko sa braso niya.

"Bakayaro!" He spat and inspected his arm. May bite mark doon pero hindi naman ganoong halata dahil hindi ko naman diniinan.

Onii-chan is such a dramaqueen.

"Bilisan mo na, ikaw na ang bumili."

In that brief moment, I thought of countless excuses, even going so far to consider flopping down, rolling around, and declaring that I had a stomachache from hunger. Unfortunately, Manami immediately saw through my ploy. Without even glancing at me, he waved his hand and stated, "Kapag dumating si Mommy at wala pang pagkain paniguradong magwawala 'yon."

I bit my lower lip. Shimatta.

Thus, I ended up buying the ingredients in the supermarket. Naglalakad na ako palabas ng mall nang may makita akong pamilyar na figure ng isang lalaki. Nasa loob siya ng isang coffee shop, may hawak na milk tea. Walang tao sa loob kundi siya lang. After awhile, a girl sat opposite him.

I looked closely and saw that he was smiling from ear to ear. Umiling siya at saktong nakita niya ako mula sa loob. His face instantly changed into that rotten guy I used to know.

Umawang ang labi ko. Wow, come quick and see! The legend of changing face!

Umayos siya ng upo, uminom ng milk tea at inirapan ako. Humarap siyang muli doon sa babae, nag-usap sila, tumatawa pa nga. Bigla akong nairita sa inaasta niya.

What's up with him?! Doesn't he know that it's not cool to date someone while he has a girlfriend? He's such a playboy!

I quickly went inside and rushed forward to grasp Tsubaki's arm and yelled, "You unfaithful man! You dare to go behind my back and meet up with another women?! Sabi mo noon ako lang ang mahal mo?! Ano 'to?" Sinapo ko ang mukha at yumugyog ang mga balikat ko, nagpapanggap na umiiyak pero ang totoo natatawa ako sa kalokohan ko. "Paano na ang baby na nasa t'yan ko?!" Tinanggal ko ang mga kamay sa mukha ko nang hindi sila sumasagot.

The girl looked at me with a stupefied expression for a long time, then she glanced at Tsubaki and said, "May anak ka na?! Lagot ka kay Mommy, kuya!"

Shi-ma-tta!

My eyes widened and I took a few steps back. I used the plastic bag to cover my face. Tumalikod ako at maglalakad na sana pero bigla akong hinawakan ni Tsubaki sa kamay.

"Saan ka pupunta?"

"S-Sorry. Wrong... p–person." I stuttered and didn't even dare to look back at him.

"Hoy, Midori Nanami, anong wrong person?" Bulalas niya pagkatayo. "May iba ka pang lalaki?!"

Mabilis akong umiling, "I don't dare, senpai."

"Good!" He put his arm around my shoulders and gently pulled me close in front of him while placing the nice, warm cup of milk tea he was holding into my hand.

"Mayuri, ihahatid ko lang ang girlfriend ko. Don't tell this to Mom, Midori's just joking because she's jealous." Sabi niya sabay kurot sa pisngi ko.

Try as I might not to blush, I still did. Nande?! Nande?! Sobrang nakakahiya!

Tumawa ang kapatid niya, umalis na kami doon sa SM. Sinakay niya ako sa sasakyan niya upang ihatid pauwi.

"Senpai." I called.

"Oh?" He said without looking back at me.

"Gomen."

He didn't answer but twitched his lips for a playful smile. Para bang pinipigilan niyang huwag matawa.

Ya! Midori Nanami, aho!