How (NOT) To Be Green? (COMPLETED)

•Lesson 5• (DON'T) Talk About Perverted Things!

•Lesson 5•
(DON'T) Talk About Perverted Things!

Lots of women wants to do me. But unfortunately for them, I only use my little brother to pee. They didn't get a chance to see it, even just a glimpse. But to Midori's case, not only did she see my little brother, she touched it too!

That shiri garu!

Shaking my head, I took a shirt and a wad of cash in my closet. Picked up her uniform and headed down the laundry area. Pagkatapos kong magbayad para sa pinalaba ko ay dumiretso ako sa vending machine na nasa gilid upang bumili ng canned coffee. Nakita ko agad doon si Kenjie na nakatambay at umiinom ng gatas.

"Ang sama mo, Tsubaki. Pinaalis mo ako." Nakangusong sabi niya.

With a crack, I pulled open the tab on the can and took a drink. Still dissatisfied, I swigged down another few mouthfuls and sat down on the bench beside him.

A long silence stretched between us. While I was downing a few more mouthfuls of coffee. Suddenly, I broke out the silence.

"Kenjie."

"Tsubaki."

I rolled my eyes in a manly way. "Kenjie."

"Tsubaki."

"Boke!"

He snickered. "Ano? Bakit? LSS ka, P're?"

Kinunutan ko siya ng noo. "Lss? Last song syndrome?"

"Hindi. Last sex syndrome."

I almost spitted out the coffee I was drinking. I shoot daggers at him and he just grinned back at me, showing his fucking dimples. His eyes bright and unblinking as they stared at me...something's working on inside his head. And I felt as if my hairs were standing on end, and goosebumps were popping up because of his gaze.

"Who got laid last night?" He whistled. "So how is it? Nagkaroon ba ng foreplay o diretso pahinga na ang agila mo sa pugad ng maswerteng babaeng ito?"

"What the fuck?"

"Did you eat her? Or did she eat you? Did you hold yourself back? Did she suck your—You should definitely shown no mercy!" He tsked. "There are so different style and positions, you should have learned all of those..."

"What the fuck are you talking about?!"

"Gumamit ka ba ng protekyon kagabi? O kaya hinugot mo ba?"

"Tangina?"

"Man!" He flicked his fingers in the air. "Unprotected sëx in not good. Paano kung mabuntis mo? Patay kang bata ka. Halos isang araw na ang nakakalipas, paniguradong nakarating na 'yon sa destinasyon non."

"Gago! Ang galing mong hayop ka!"

"Magaling talaga ako. Kaya nga hindi ako makakabuntis,  e."

"Ipagdarasal kong makabuntis ka." I said nonchalantly and suddenly stood on my feet. Tinapon ko ang lata ng kape sa basurahan samantalang itinapon naman niya ang karton ng gatas.

"H'wag naman!" He blurted out, there's a horrified look on his face. As if the idea really terrified him. Then he knocked on the wooden bench, three times. Tumayo na rin siya at sumunod sa akin sa laundry area, sakto namang tapos na ang damit ni Midori. Kinuha ko iyon at dinala sa taas, hindi ko na pinapasok si Kenjie.