MLP parody

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Guys. I just realized that season premiere episodes of MLP season 5 is a parody on communism. 

Everyone is equal and must be exactly the same or else someone's feelings will be hurt. Every cottage must be exactly the same size, color, shape, and layout. Everyone's hair must be exactly the same length and have the same styles. All cutie marks must be equal signs. Everyone must walk, run, fly, and be able to do magic exactly the same. And because I'm evil, everyone's muffin making abilities must be totally horrible and everyone must eat our disgusting muffins.

pinkie pie: :( :( :( :( :( 

Derpy:  :( :( :( :( :( :( :( 

everyone: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: 

muahahahahahahahahahaha

vote Starlight Glimmer for class president

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vote Starlight Glimmer for class president. I guarantee a horrible muffin for everyone!

twilight: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I must be the class president! *Throws muffins out the 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 story window* YAASSSSSSSS. Now I will be class president. Vote Twilight for class president and I guarantee better pizza for everyone, more delicious muffins, more books for the library, and did I say more delicious muffins!

Everyone: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Pinkie: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Derpy: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

cast your vote for class president now:

comment here for Starlight Glimmer

comment here for Twilight Sparkle

comment here for Sunset Shimmer

AnD COmMEnT hERE 4 DeRPy

..........................................................................Later. Let's just assume Starlight lost.

Starlight: I can't believe I lost

Sunset: Well no one even knew I was running thanks to your muffin scandal!

Starlight: Guys, I'm sorry. I lost sight that there could be no bad muffins. Will you forgive me?

Everyone: Wellllll..........................................

Starlight: I brought Grandma's Muffins. *Giant semi filled with muffins can be heard pulling up*

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. We forgive you. Let's all be muffin buddies. Everyone buddy up.

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