The Random Chronicles Book 1

Cheesy Pickup Line.

*Just a random thing I thought of...*

Guy: Hey, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.

Girl: I don't know. Did it hurt when you were kicked out of cheesytown... for being too cheesy?

Okay. Now i have an actual announcement to make: I will not be updating Wattpad next week. (To anyone who cares) The only thing I will be updating is my chapter of Five Crazy Fangirls. My schedule is why. I actually have some things going on Monday-Saturday, except Wednesday, which will be my intermission day.

Okay now let me explain the  next week after that. The next week, there is some MAP testing (I Think MAP testing. Some days. There might be some next week. I've just heard that there's MAP testing at some point in time.)

MAP testing for anyone that doesn't know, they are computer-tested exams held at the beginning, some at the middle, and then at the end of the year before End of Grade testing. They do not count towards a final grade. They are to see how much stuff has been crammed into your heads that you can remember. However, some teachers do give extra credit points for every point higher you get except the first 2.

Okay. So MAP testing can take 1.5-3 hours per test and it makes you tired. So I don't know if I will update. If I don't update it's because I don't want to bother posting something, but I am going to type some more of my DW fanfiction to prep for Christmas.

But MAP testing means there will be little to no homework. And that week it is just Mon. Tues. Wed.

Thursday is a half day where we party and watch a talent show until lunchtime. And then starts Christmas break where I am out until Jan. 2. That's 16.5 days of basic freedom minus a few hours where I'm going to be studying for school club things.

Soo.... That's basically my schedule for the rest of the year. What's yours?

Oh yea. My new year's resolutions are:

Finish a book already!!!

Buy long sleeved shirts (don't have 1)

3 person resolution (Me, Kate, Ame) Look after Mai. Make sure she doesn't die.

3 person resolution 2 (Me, Mai, Ame) Make sure Kate doesn't kill anyone

3-4 person resolution (it depends on Mai...) Spy on a person

Ummmmmmmnmmmnm

Eat more Chikin?

Have the Beef?

Dance right now?

Okay. I have one.

Try to not attack the floor.

Try not to drop anything.

Try not to break my toes.

Try not to fall.

Try not to be clumsy in general (99.9999999999999999999 {number of nines go on for infinity}% chance of failing every one of these.)

What are your resolutions? Comment here or below.

Geoff: Ahem. Where am I in all this?

Sorry Geoff, I'm fully booked for the next two centuries.

Geoff: What!

Kidding. Geoff. I was making a reference.

Geoff: oh. Well where am I actually in the middle of all this?

Well, umm. We could go ice skating, but I would fall over. Umm. Err.

Geoff: You had no plans to do anything with me did you!? I feel like you've been ignoring me lately.

Geoff. That was a fangirl night a week ago and we had tacos yesterday.

Geoff: Okay you're right. But you still didn't have anything planned to do with during your break.

I didn't say I didn't.

Geoff: whatever do you mean?

Okay fine. I actually don't. (In fact I actually do, but it's a surprise.)

Geoff: Knew it!

We weren't having a competition.

Geoff: we never said we weren't!

Ha. Geoff. Your a five year old sometimes.

Geoff:A five year old who will have a boring ruined Christmas if he doesn't get to do something with you!

My argument still stands.

Geoff: :P But still, what are we going to do?

Thanks for not using a corny pun Geoff. Anyway. I have an idea.

Geoff: I'm listening.

What if one night, we just took a walk?

Geoff: A walk?

Yes. A simple walk. But we could walk all night. Look at Christmas lights, just talk, and maybe possibly enjoy the snow. If not, the air will still be crisp and cool.

Geoff: Sounds like a plan.

A plan that's against the weather.

Geoff: aw, it'll still be fun!

Fine! Geoff!

Okay, so you did not get just a boring A/N. You got a pickup line come back and apparently a conversation with Geoff (seriously wasn't planning it).

So anyway. Comment or vote if you liked it. I guess I'll be back before January...

Bye, fandomizers, nerds, and fellow weird peoplez!

XHope (+Geoff)

P.S. now I really want to write out that scene with me and Geoff...when I get home.