England: What do you want me to do, dress and drag and do the hula?
America: *smirk*
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England: *jumps up in front of the Axis powers*
England: Huau!
England: If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, Eat my buddy Russia here because he is a treat
England: Come on down and dine
England: On this tasty swine
England: All you have to do is get in lineeeee
Rest of the Allies: *hiding behind a bush laughing*
England: *scary af face*
England: Aaaare you achin'
Russia: Yup, yup, yup.
England: Foooor some bacon?
Russia: Yup, yup, yup
England: Heeee's a big pig
Russia: Yup, yup, yup
England: You could be a big pig too. Hoy!
Japan: *taking a video*
Italy: *eyes sparkling*
Germany: *dead on the floor*
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Hetalia Funnies!!
RandomThis is just a book full of Hetalia texts, memes, jokes, puns and more!! I was inspided by the cover of this book to make this xD I would suggest you guys watch it too!!! HIGHEST RANK: #55 in Humour (1st April 2017) #124 in Random (4th Apr...
