Canon: *blows Germany a kiss instead of actually kissing him because he doesnt want a kiss*
Fanon: *kidnaps people to force them to be friends*
Canon: *was forced by his bosses to make friends*
Fanon: You will be my friend or I will kill you
Canon: *helps America scare England*
Fanon: *punches them for smiling*
Canon: *tells America to take good care of Lithuania*
Fanon: *hates and hurts him on purpose*
Canon: *is sad because he thinks Ukraine hates him*
Fanon: Big sister left me, and she will not survive because she is weak!
Canon: *is unaware of his own cruelty*
Fanon: I will use my power to crush you.
Canon: *writes France a letter asking for advice for making friends*
Fanon: You will become my friend. Thats final.
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