I can't control it-a BFDI and inanimate insanity fan fiction

Chapter 15: Taco's tale

Le time skip several months:
Right now we are in the hall at school. The reason for this is our school wants to test each classes grammar and spelling, but we are only doing it 2 classes at a time. Right now it's my English class, and Nickels(in some lessons he's in my class, but in others he is with the bfd, as they like to call themselves)
"Ok, next up is Tora," I stand up and walk to the front. "Tora, how do you make a word into a plural?"
"Add a s!" I say happily.
"When?"
"On weekends and holidays!" I say, trying not to laugh.
"No, let's just show you. Mia," Golfball stood up as her name was called
"Mia, what is the plural for'Ox'?"
"Oxen. The farmer used his oxen."
"Ok then, Tora, what is the plural for box?"
"BOXEN! I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts!" I yell. I hear people snicker at my answer
"No. Mia, what is the plural for goose?"
"Geese. The man saw a flock of geese."
"Ok then, Tora, what is the plural for moose?"
"MOOSEN! THE FARMER SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN, IN THE WOODS! There were many of them! Many- MUCH MOOSEN! OUT IN THE WOODS! IN THE WOODES! IN THE WOODSEN! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD! FOOD IS TO EATISEN! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODSINISN IN THE FOOD IN THE WIIDSINISN!"
"TORA! Tora, you're an imbecile."
"IMBECILEN!" I hear slight laughter
"What, are you speaking German now?"
"GERMAN!...GER....GER.....GER-MAIN! GER-MAIN! JACKSON! JACKSON 5 CHINO!" All of the students are laughing at this point, some of them only slightly, others pretty loud
"WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT"
"I honestly have no idea." No one can control their laughter at this point. Even Mr Mephone and Mr Speakerbox(who is also a robot) let out a tiny laugh because of my response, which they wouldn't of guessed I would say in 1000000 years. I look over to pickle and see he is almost falling over from the laughter. He is so cute when he laughs. WAIT WHAT?! NO! I CANT THINK HES CUTE! HES MY BEST FRIEND!!!
The bell then goes. I get up from my seat and walk over to Pickle, and we were just walking over to the door when mr Mephone said "before my class goes to lunch, don't forget your science fair projects are due in next lesson, and the grade you get for this will go towards the overall grade for you and your partner."
Me and Pickle exchange worries looks. We had 3 months to work on this and did nothing(A/N me, Every single time XD)
We quickly walk out of the room and he whisper-shouts "CRAP! TACO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!"
I have no clue what to say, so I say nothing.
Then everyone walked over to us, seeing our distressed faces.
"Let me guess, you guys forgot"
"Pretty much" I say in a silly voice
"OH GOD WE ARE GOING TO GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!!!"
He looks very stressed and scared, so I decide to to make him laugh to make him feel better. I just need to think of something completely random. Thought of something.
"CUP OF DIRT!"
When I said that his face lightened up.
"OF COURSE! CUP OF DIRT! YOURE A GENIUS, TACO!"
I gave him a confused look so he said "our science fair project could be a cup of dirt! It's so stupid, Mr Mephone will just ignore it and move on. Just as long as we have something to hold, we will at least be graded, even if it is an F. Plus it's easy to do, all we need is to get a plastic cup from the atrium, and then go outside and put some dirt in it. Plus we can do it quickly, we can do it, and still have enough time to eat lunch."

Le time skip:
Me and Pickle are standing by our seats, and he is holding our cup of dirt, whilst we wait for the rest of the class and Mr Mephone to come in.
Balloon walks in and looks at us. I expect him to say something mean like 'nice project! I bet you got it at your house along with everything else you own!' But he doesn't. He just looks at us and then sits down in his seat. But then again he only normally says mean things to people when a large crowd or his brother are around, which is understandable since his brother is the biggest bully at this school, and probably wouldn't hesitate to bully him if he saw him being nice, and if he's nice when a large crowd is around his brother could easily find out. Honestly I think his brother is the only reason why he acts mean to everyone, and I'm sure that as soon as his brother leaves at the end of the school year the amount of bullying at this school will go down a lot. I think I may be the only one who has even considered why Balloon acts so mean, but I'm not about to say anything for 3 reasons: 1-at the end of the day he is still a bully, and he constantly makes me feel bad about myself, 2-if I say anything it could show that I'm not as dumb as I look, which I don't want them to find out because my parents for some reason don't want people to know and also I've gotten used to acting dumb and it's become part of who I am, so if people find out I'm just 'acting' they will expect me to act smart which I don't want to do, and 3-I might not even be right. I just need to wait until school starts again in September, and see how Balloon acts without his brother around.
After a few minutes everyone, including Mr Mephone, walks in. After a few minutes longer, he finally gets around to mine and Pickles science fair project. Both of us wanted him to look at it and then go.
"What is it?"
"It's.....um.......its a cup of dirt" Pickles says
"Explain it."
Me and Pickle look at each other, not knowing what to say.
"Well....um......its a cup with dirt in it. We called it 'Cup Of Dirt'. Please, Sir, just put an F on that and move on. Just move on now. Go on down the line to see what everyone else has done. Just please put an F on that and let us go home."
He then moved to Lightbulb and Paintbrush, who have a replica of the solar system.
"The big yellow 1 is the sun" says Lightbulb as he walks over
"What about the other ones?"
Paintbrush looks like he's about to say something when Lightbulb shouts "THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!!!!!"