Chapter 8 lol jacob edited version

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Sorry this took so long to update, Jacob still hasn't edited it all. Also I'm too lazy to type this all out, and my phone won't let me copy and paste, so I'm just gonna screen shot it. Thanks ninjo12 for rewriting this funny version, I love it:

 Thanks ninjo12 for rewriting this funny version, I love it:

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Ok, so that's what he sent me so far

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Ok, so that's what he sent me so far. If he sends the rest to me then I will edit this chapter with screen shots of the rest of it, so look forward to that possibly.
Also, now that I've finally posted this, I can finally start working on the next chapter.
Fan:WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'fun all start working on the next chapter?! ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU HAVNT STARTED WRITING IT YET?!
Me:yeah, well I only work on 1 chapter at a time, and I've spent more time waiting to write a chapter for no reason than how long I've been waiting to write the next chapter.
Fan: but still! We always wait ages for your chapters, so this is really annoying to find that you haven't even started the next chapter
Me:actually, I have been planning it in my head, so I know what's going to happen more or less, and I would of updated this before, but I have been quite busy throughout the summer holidays so far. First I went to butlins which had really good wifi, but you could only go on it for free for half an hour per day, so that was annoying, then I went camping with my friend overnight(it would of been a bit longer but then a lot of drama happened and I doubt some of the other people who also did camping would want me to talk about online, so I won't say what happened), and I'm currently on holiday which does have unlimited wifi, but only down this crappy kids entertainment thing, and the wifi here is really bad -_-. But luckily I am going home tomorrow, so that will be fun, because I've missed good wifi and I've missed my dog.
Fan:why don't you just use your mobile data then?
Me:I don't actually have any -_-
Fan:ok, so since your at a place with wifi now, stop talking and actually start writing the next chapter.
Me:you do realise how awkward it is to write with bad wifi. Earliest I can start writing the next chapter without any inconvenience is tomorrow, probably late afternoon/evening, but trust me, as soon as I'm able to, I will write it.
Paintbrush:you do realise how left out the rest of us feel from this conversation
Me: oops I forgot you were there lol. Sorry XD.
Taco: well at least she's acknowledged our presence now -_-
Apple: what does acknowledged mean?
Taco: you are an ignoramus
Apple: what does ignoramus mean?
Taco: the definition of ignoramus is Apple
Apple: yay I'm an ignoramus
Everyone else:.........-_____-
Oj:Apple, you do realise that was an insult
Apple: was it? Then why did whoever came up with the word ignoramus give it the definition of Apple? Why were they being mean?
Everyone else: -______________-
Taco: ok, Abbie, finish the chapter, I can't handle how stupid she is
Me:but I have the same question as Apple? Why did whoever came up with that word give it the definition of Apple, and how is that an insult
Taco: never mind, the new definition is Apple and Abbie -_-
Me: how did you know that the person who came up with the word changed it? Are you psychic?!
Taco: yes -_-
Me: wow you are even more amazing than j first thought. No wonder your my favourite character
Oj: so you think she's even more awesome even after she insulted you?! What the heck?!
Me: she didn't insult me, she pointed out that I have been insulted, which she found out through her psychic abilities.
Mic: I would end this chapter soon if I were you, Abbie. Before you embarrass yourself more in front of the readers.
Me: why? And for the record, I'm not embarrassing myself, I am just honestly stating the fact that taco is amazing for not insulting me but pointing out that I have been insulted, and also because she has psychic abilities. How is my genius in figuring all that out embarrassing?
Mic: my point exactly -_-
Me:what
Paper: just trust us when we say you should finish this now.
Me:um........ok then. That all for now I suppose. Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it, I hope the screenshots didn't cause any inconvenience for anyone, and I will see you all in the next chapter,
Everyone: bye. 😜

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