I can't control it-a BFDI and inanimate insanity fan fiction

Chapter 15: Taco's tale

(A/N just so you know this is a very long chapter. Which is 50% feels and 50% Paco moments. So just be prepared for that)

Tacos POV(many years before):
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY I AM IM SO HAPPY I AM FINALLY 4 I AM SO OLD!!!!!
Today was great so far, my uncle Steve came to visit and he lives in America which is really far away and my mummy made me pancakes with lemon juice and sugar on it and she never makes me pancakes and we had lunch at a fancy restaurant and I got cake and it was delicious and it had lemon flavoured icing and I had ice cream that was lemon flavoured because lemons are so delicious and I love them so much and right now we are opening presents and so far my mummy and daddy got me a HUGE chocolate bar, and my brother Nate got me a colouring book and some colouring pencils and my sister Louise got me a DVD for Steven Universe because it is an amazing to show(A/N that 1 phrase is how to tell she is a smart child) and I'm opening uncle Steves present now.(A/N I swear that's the longest sentence I've ever written XD)
ITS ANOTHER SMART BOOK!!!
It says on the cover 'quantum physics'
"Thank you uncle Steve"
"Steve, I don't think you should keep on giving her these books. Every birthday and Christmas you give her another book to do with maths or science or engineering, and yes it's important that she knows some of this stuff for her exams, but she's only 4, she hasn't even started school yet" said mummy
"Yeah, but that girl is a genius, and we need to make sure she knows this stuff early on to make sure she can make the most of how smart she is. Who knows, maybe she will be sent up a few years, go to university early, and by the time she is 15, she might even be able to help me run meeple. I could easily take her on a business trip right now to try to discover a way to make my Mephones more efficient, and she will probably figure out the best method"
"I want to go on a trip with Uncle Steve"
"You're not taking her on a business trip. And she would only be able to figure out the best way because of all of these books you give her. And stop giving her those books. She deserves a childhood" said daddy
"But she doesn't mind getting smart books for smart people, do ya, Pip-squeak" he ruffled my hair so it's messy
"I wanna be smart!" I shout
"Seriously, Uncle Steve, you always give her the same crap. I'm sure she would appreciate something different next year" said my Nate
"NATE! LANGUAGE!" Said daddy
"What is crap?" I say
Louise high fives her face
"Ok, fine. Next year I'll get her a dictionary. But seriously though, she is a genius. Watch this: Tora, how do you solve quadratic equations?"
"-b + or - the square root of b squared - 4ac all over 2a"
"And what is the square root of 289?"
"17!"
"And what do you find in the nucleus of a cell?"
"Danna"
"Wait, what?
"Danna"
"How do you spell that"
"D-N-A"
"See, she's a genus. I would pay you to let her come on a business trip with me"
"She's not going on a business trip with you. End of." Says mummy

Fast forward a few days:
Mummy and Daddy have gone shopping and Louise and Nate are seeing their friends so Uncle Steve is looking after me, and I am watching my Steven Universe DVD.
It is so good I question how anyone could of thought of this I want the next episodes now, especially after the last episode, but we've gotta wait ages for it and I need it now(A/N I swear that was me talking not her XD).
"When I'm older I want to go to Beach City and meet Steven and the gems"
Uncle Steve looks happy
"Why wait? If you want I can take you there, for a vacation. We can even go now if you pack your things. I'm sure Mummy and Daddy won't mind"
"OK!" I say as I runned upstairs.
Le time skip of packing up stuff to go 'on vacation' with
"I've packed my things can we go on holiday and meet Steven and the Gems now"
"Yeah, but first you need to say 'vacation'"
"Why?"
"Because it's not a 'holiday', it's a vacation"
"But Mummy and Daddy always say holiday. When Mummy and Daddy come back they can prove it's a holiday because Mummy and Daddy are always right."
"NO! I mean....um......the longer we wait here the longer it is until we meet Steven and the gems, and plus Mummy and Daddy will make the trip less fun"
"Are Mummy and Daddy not coming"
"No, but they will just get you to do all boring chores and it won't be as fun. All you need is your fun Uncle Steve"
"Ok"
I CANT WAIT TO MEET EVERYONE I HOPE THEY ARE AS AMAZING AS THEY ARE IN THE SHOW IM GONNA ASK IF I CAN BE A CRYSTAL GEM THIS WILL BE SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I grab my bag and go into his car. He gets in and turns on the radio and starts driving.
"How long until we get there"
"Not too long hopefully. But before you meet them I'm sure they would want you to help me out with a few things to do with meeple"
"Ok"