I can't control it-a BFDI and inanimate insanity fan fiction

Chapter 7- an awesome cameo

(A/N: sorry the delay)

Leafys POV:

We stood there for a few minutes in awkward silence, no one knowing what to say next. This was probably like 5 minutes, but for some reason it felt like just over 7 months since evil leafy took control and made me say those awful things to everyone. I feel so guilty and ashamed of what I did, and the fact that I didn't even fight back. I really should say sorry.
"Guys, I'm sorry I was so mean to all of you." I said quietly.
"It's ok. It wasn't your fault, it was evil leafys. No matter what, we won't hold it against you." Firey said calmly.
"You sure, because I was being so mean and-" Firey put his finger over my mouth, stopping me from saying anymore. I could feel my cheeks heat up, weather that was from me blushing at how close we were or the fact that he is made of fire, I don't know.
"Leafy, it's fine. And I will make sure it never happens again, ok?" He replied. He still had his finger over my mouth, so I couldn't talk, but I nodded my head instead. As I did this, I looked into his hypnotizing Amber eyes, that sparkled in the light of his body. I could just stare at them for hours. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO HOT?!.....wait.....PUN NOT INTENDED!!!!!!!!! I repeat: pun not intended. But to be fair, it is quite funny. I am so tempted to look up flame jokes on the Internet now. It is normal to look up random jokes on the Internet, right?
My thoughts were interrupted by........a random hamster in a robot suit holding an iPhone running past me?.......I'm not even gonna ask. I could tell everyone else was also confused. As it was running I heard it yelling "NO! I WONT GO BACK! ABBIE SUCKS!!!! I MUST ESCAPE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!"
Did that hamster just say 'Abbie sucks'?! I don't suck!....other than lollypops. And why does it even have such a strong opinion on me, I haven't seen this hamster before in my life!
"Um leafy.....didn't you say that your real name was Abbie, and leafy is just your nickname? Why did that random hamster just say that you suck?" I heard Eraser say.
"......I have no clue." I replied bluntly. Through my confusion, I started hearing voices yelling in a panic in the distance that I didn't notice before. They sound familiar, but I can't tell where from as they are too far away. I also can't hear exactly what they are saying because they are all talking over each other, but it sounds like their saying stuff along the lines of 'where's that stupid hamster' and 'when I get my hands on it, I will kill it'. I'm seriously confused.
"Am I, like, the only one who hears those voices, like, yelling in the distance?" Match asked.
"No, I can hear them too." I replied calmly.
"Where is it even coming from?" Asked TD
I looked in the direction that it came from; the opposite direction the hamster went, and saw a building that I knew, and I knew who was in there, I finally recognized the voices. The hamster came from the building where the authors notes take place.
"It's coming from the authors note." I announced.
Most of them just gave me a look of confusion, but not firey. He was thinking the same thing too. To figure out what on earth just happened, we must go to the authors note. TAKE THAT 4TH WALL!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~A/N~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*in the authors note, just like leafy predicted, it's a mess everywhere, and everyone is in a panic, trying to find the hamster*
fan:*notices the readers are here already*....... um Abbie
Me:WHAT! HAVE YOU FOUND HIM YET?!
Fan:......not exactly but-
Me:then keep on looking. I will kill the stupid thing when I find it
Fan:.....but the readers are here
Me: ALREADY!!! But nibbles is still gone and still has my phone!!!!
*bfdi walks through the door*
Leafy: what the heck was up with that random hamster running past us saying how it doesn't want to go back and saying quote 'Abbie sucks'. Seriously, it better of been talking about you, because the only things I suck are lollypops.
Me: WAIT, HE RAN PAST YOU?! WHERE DID HE GO?!!!!
Leafy: you haven't answered my question yet
Me: fine. Basically it all started with my good friend AlphaAbi (who has an awesome name XD). She made a brilliant book called ace of hearts. Then my other good friend, ninjo12 (Jacob) made a parody of her book, but about the 2 main characters' son, Adam. Then he deleted that book(so I wasn't able to read that 1 😞) but he made another Adam book that I did read, in this book, Adam had a hamster called nibbles, who not only could talk, but was really smart, and I can't quite remember how he got the robot suit. I think he made it, but I'm not 100% sure, and I'm too lazy to find out. But anyway, in a later chapter of this book there was the Adamageddon and-
Firey:the what?! What the heck is an Adamageddon?!
Me: long storey. Basically, it's all the different Adams from different universes fighting to the death. But anyway-
Oj: wait a second. What is wrong with you people if you think that the same person from different universes fighting to the death is normal?!
Me:........I never said the me or any of my friends are normal. In fact we are all far from it. Anyway, can I continue with what I was saying?
Everyone else:yeah
Me:good. Anyway, at the Adamageddon a thing happened to nibbles. I'm not saying what happened, because of spoilers, but it still happened, which got me angry enough at Jacob to go and decide to look after nibbles myself, and keep him as an online imaginary pet. Now I wish I didn't.
Pickle: what happened again that made Jacob want that to happen to nibbles?
Me: oh, well basically 1 day he was there like 'I hope no one realises a ship in my book' so I was trying to figure out what that ship was, and then I figured out it was nadam so-
Fan:I take it nadam is nibbles X Adam
Me:yeah. Anyway, I told EVERYONE about it and so everyone started to ship it. I knew that probably sounds really bad as Adam is a human and nibbles is a hamster, but no one actually shipped it, we just said we did just to annoy Jacob. And it worked. In fact, it worked so well, he decided to make the thing happen to nibbles in the Adamageddon, just so people would stop going on about nadam. It didn't work. However, I think I'm the onl 1 who still goes on about it XD. But that's why Jacob did that.
Leafy:but why was nibbles running away and screaming about how much you suck?
Me: it turns out that not only am I not good at looking after hamsters normally, but my clumsiness and stupidity also make a not so good owner. Seriously, if it weren't for my family, I wouldn't be able to keep my dog, I'm that bad. That, and then also I'm apparently super annoying in his opinion, somehow more than Jacob, so he prefers him to me. And normally he wouldn't be able to run off like that, but in the authors note I was introducing him to everyone, and because this is a book, it meant I had my phone out and was typing away, but then he grabbed my phone, changed what happened in the chapter, used this to help his escape and published this chapter early, hence why everything is currently a mess in the authors note. It was already messy, and I was gonna clean it up cough cough get soap to do it because she loves cleaning and I'm lazy cough cough, but after loosing nibbles and my phone, he could be anywhere doing anything, and I have no control over what he can and can't do. So basically, he is currently in charge of what happens in this fanfic,and will probably destroy everything.
Gb: but ding you have an iPad and a laptop other than your phone? Can't you just use them to change what he's doing?
Me: good point. Wow I'm stupid.*grabs my iPad and types:
*as nibbles is running, Abbie's iPhones battery suddenly goes flat, and nibbles has no way to recharge it, meaning that he no longer has control over what happens. Then he magically teleports into a huge hamster cage with no escape except for on the outside. As this happens, Abbie's phone magically teleports into Abbie's hand, and somehow goes straight to 100% battery. Then a strange orb surrounds Abbie's iPhone, iPad and laptop, meaning that no 1 can get to them except her or someone with her DNA*
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Test tube:didn't you say that you now hate nibbles and want to get rid of him
Me:thanks for reminding me *calls Jacob*
Jacob:hey, what's up
Me:hi, you remember nibbles the hamster and that I adopted him as my wattpad pet? Please take him back, he is aweful
Jacob:really, because he's been complaining about you a lot
Me:just take him back please, I hate him and if I have to spend another second with him I will kill him
Jacob:what did he do
Me:he took my phone and tried to escape the authors note into the actual chapter
Jacob:ha lol nice 1 nibbles XD
Me:do you want me to kill you too -_-
Jacob:fine. I'm assuming that you've regained control over your book, since you are calling me, and he wouldn't let you do that, so just magically teleport him to me
Me: ok then *magically teleports him to Jacob*
Jacob:ok, he is here. Anything else
Me:nope, bye
Jacob:bye
Me:*hangs up* anyway, there is something else I wanna talk about with the readers now all of that is sorted.
Fan: WHAT IS IT?! IS IT BAD, IS IT GOOD?! SPEAK WOMAN!!! TELL US!!!!!
Me: no, it's nothing bad, it's just something I realised several chapters ago that I've been meaning to say. Basically, as you all know Nickel is in both bfdia and ii. This means that in the future he will have to explain what's happening to ii, meaning that they will be in this fanfic. But not just that, I had a better idea to make them a huge part in the story, which means that this will be an ii fanfic also. However, fireafy will still be the primary focus of this story. I just thought that the readers would like to know about this. Also, it's good for the authors notes because the characters don't have to act like their original selves, so the character interactions will not be held back due to spoilers
Fan:yay we're gonna be in it!..... Wait, when you say we're gonna be in it, do you mean object us or human us?
Me:both. But there will be more human you. Also, human ii might come sooner than you expect.
Fan: cool. Also, I have a question. How come it's taken you so long to update this?
Me:.........
Paper:oh no you've been procrastinating again
Me:.......maybe?
Everyone except me and apple: -_-
Apple: what does procrastinating mean?
Me:when you put off doing something for ages
Apple: ok then, in that case,I can see why everyone is giving you that look, you do a lot.
Me:-_-
Test tube:but if you were procrastinating, why did you suddenly decide to update now? It's nearly the middle of the night.
Me:......my school does a thing called activities week at the end of the school year, and this year it starts tomorrow, and I wanna post about it but I promised myself I wouldn't post anything else until this chapter has been posted so.......
Everyone:-_-
Test tube: but aren't you just doing Harry Potter stuff all week?
Me:yeah, but something interesting might happen. Plus on Thursday I'm going Harry Potter world in London, so I'm probably gonna take a few hundred photos, and I'm gonna want to say about my experience I have been once before, but this time I have wattpad, so I can post about it. Plus last time I went if was a 2 day thing, which was fun, and we did other stuff other than HP world(including sharing a hotel room with 2 of my friends, 1 friend accidentally burning a kettle from drinking too much tea/coffee and forgetting to refill it(without me and the other friend knowing), being convinced our hotel room was haunted but it turned out it was just the kettle messing up because 'we' burnt it, running around the hotel all night looking for help and being convinced that we were gonna die, and waking up a teacher before being told off for not only being up so late, but also overreacting about a kettle and burning it in the first place XD) and on Thursday we're only going for the day so..........
Fan:that sounds fun. I wish I could come
Me:I'm also gonna play a prank on everyone
Cherries: REALLY! HOW?!
Me: I've got a lot of HP tops for no reason, enough to wear a different 1 every day for a week and a bit, so um gonna wear a different 1 every day and see if anyone noteces XD
Taco:.......why exactly
Me: why not.......ok most of my clothes are HP clothes just because for no reason what so ever I was in a HP mood last time I went clothes shopping, so unless I wear the same top several says in a row, I will have to wear a HP too at some point or another
Cherries:you do realise everyone will think your obsessed
Me:I'll survive. It isn't like everyone doesn't already know I'm obsessed with ii and bfdi(a). The only difference with HP is I'm not. But people thinking I'm obsessed with something that I'm not is far better than a lot if things
Oj:I'm not even questioning you or your logic anymore
Me: good idea, there's no point questioning it the first place, all you get as a reply is a ton of nonsense. Anyway, that's all for now, thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it, and I will see you in the next chapter
Everyone:bye