Chapter 6: {insert good chapter name here}

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(Sorry for the late chapter. I got a bit distracted by my life. And a bit addicted to total drama. And five nights at freddys. Not to mention gravity falls and season 2, episode 9 of inanimate insanity. But I am trying to get this chapter out as soon as I can. So yeah, enjoy.

Tear drops POV:

Wow. I can't believe how mean Leafys being. I know that maybe if I can somehow distract Evil Leafy, or make Leafy see sense, or something like that, maybe, just maybe Leafy will come back to normal. But how can I do anything like that without talking. I can't distract Evil Leafy, because she's looking the other way, and I would need to make a noise for her to look over. I mean, I could try to get someone else to for me, but 1-I think their all distracted by Leafy as well, 2-I don't think anyone has also noticed Evil Leafy, and 3- I can't really tell them about what's going on, or make a noise to get their attention because of a little thing called 'I.CANT.FREAKING.TALK'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well that what I think I can't do, and I could try, but if I can't talk, and everyone notices, Evil Leafy will look at where everyone is looking, realise what I'm trying to do, and do something bad. And trust me, I'm not about to let her do anything bad. All I'm saying, I mean thinking, is Leafy better not say something about me not being able to talk, otherwise I will loose it. I'm deciding to start listening to what she's saying again, as I'm interested. I only stopped listening so that I could think of what to do, but I have literally no idea, so maybe the answer will come to me when listening to her. I'm pretty sure that before I decided to not listen, she was starting to point out everyone's flaws, so it shall be interesting to see their reactions. But like I said about if she mentions the fact that I can't talk, let's just say it won't be pretty.
"-And GBs a know-it-all bossy-bot, and Flower's just a dumb, mean jerk, who, by the way, is uglier than dog poo, and TDs so stupid, she doesn't even know how to talk" everyone gasped at what she just said. I have never felt so angry. THATS IT! I AM GOING TO SHOW THEM THAT IM NOT STUPID!
"HOW DARE YOU! HOW FREAKING DARE YOU! JUST BECAUSE I CANT TALK, IT DOESNT MEAN THAT IM STUPID!!!!!! AND ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS THE TRUE STUPID PERSON!!!!!! SO YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT SOMEONE IS STUPID, JUST BECAUSE THEY CANT FREAKING TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I calmed down a bit "Leafy, this is not you. I saw evil leafy in the bush being all weird and kind of muttering something that seemed like it was controlling you." Everyone gasped again.
"Like, OMG, you, like, talked!" Match suddenly said. WAIT! I JUST TALKED!
"I didn't know you could talk. Why haven't you before?" Asked Needle
"Because I didn't know I-" I tried to answer
"It's fascinating how you can suddenly talk. It shows that if you put a lot of effort into something, you will eventually be able to do it. It's lucky that I put you through all of those lessons on how to speek. I bet your glad I did that for you" GB stated. I hated the 'how to talk' classes that she put me through. She always got me to read the same peace of paper that says 'can you read what this says' and when I nod my head, she always screams 'READ IT OUT LOUD!'
"Can I just say that I didn't really enjoy your lesson on trying to get me to-" I started. Again.
"Is it strange finally being able to talk, after so long not being able to?" Asked Pen.
"Yeah, but I think that your all forgetting about evil-"
"OOOO! Since you can now talk, we should introduce you to singing" said Pin
"Maybe later, but as I was saying before about-"
"Well, I guess we can't trust TD with our secrets anymore" said Eraser
"Just because I can talk, it doesn't mean that I can't keep secrets anymore. Plus I could of just written down your secrets, or typed them on my phone and either put them online or texted them to people, but I think that we are forgetting about-"
"I guess we also can't call her stupid for not being able to talk anymore." Flower said, slightly disappointed.
"ARE YOU GUYS EVEN LISTENING TO-"
"Are you enjoying being able to talk?"
I give up. It's ironic really. I mean I finally am able to talk, but no one is listening. What is the point of speaking if no one will listen? I'm surprised that no one is interrupting what I'm saying in my head. I mean seriously! It's very rude how they are interrupting everything I-
'You can't seriously be letting them not let you talk. Seriously, that must be so annoying, finally being able to talk, but no one listening to you what so ever. I think you should stand up for yourself and make them listen. I mean at this rate, everyone will completely forget about evil leafy.'
OH COME ON! Great. The voice is back again. Someone please send me to a mentle hospital. I think I've gone insane.
'Trust me, you're not insane. Well, at least I don't think you are.'
Says the voice in my head.
'Good point. But, for the record, I have a name.'
Really. What is it?
'Sam.'
Ok then. Someone please tell me why I am talking to the voice in my head who's name is apparently Sam. Also, how does all of this work? I mean you said I'm not crazy, so why is there a voice in my head?
'You are talking to me because I am the only one who is listening. Also, I'm not entirely sure on how it works. I'm new to me as well. I mean the proper conversations with you thingy. But if I had to guess, I would say that the reason that we can properly talk to each other is because I've always been here, but you've only just started properly listening to me now. Well at least that's my guess. But we can't be certain.'
Ok. Wait, what do you mean by 'you have always been here?
'Well........I've been here for as long as you've been you, so-'
What do you mean by that?
'Um........it's a long story. And complicated. If you want to know what I mean and how I got here, just ask leafy. But maybe not for a while. It might upset her to think about this, so you might want to give her a bit of time to think about what she wants to say, or just wait for her to say on her own. Also, you should probably get back to reminding everyone about evil leafy.'
Good point.
I concentrated on what is actually happening outside of my head, and as I thought, they are just all still swarming me with questions.
"Can everyone please shut up with these questions, because your all concentrating on the fact that I can talk instead of the fact that evil lea-"
"QUIET! I'm trying to think of a reasonable theory of why you can suddenly talk, because now that I think about it, no matter how good my 'how to talk' lessons were, they can't be the only thing that caused you to be able to talk, and obviously you can't have been able to all of this time, because surely you would have tried to at least once." GB rudely interrupted. Also, for the record, I didn't ever try to speek because I THOUGHT I COULDNT!!!!! I swear, in a minuet I will explode from anger because NO ONE WILL FREAKING LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly something really unexpected happened! I heard a normally shy voice from behind me shout "SHUT THE FREAK UP EVERYONE! TD OBVIOUSLY ISNT INTERSETED IN ALL OF THESE STUPID QUESTIONS, AND YOU GUYS ACT LIKE YOUR INTERESTED IN THE FACT THAT SHE CAN SUDDENLY TALK, BUT IF YOU WERE, OR EVEN CARED ABOUT HER, YOU WOULD BE LISTENING TO WHAT SHE IS ACTUALLY SAYING! IF YOU DID THAT, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SHE IS TRYING TO WARN US ABOUT EVIL LEAFY, AND INSTEAD OF ASKING HER STUPID QUESTIONS AND NOT EVEN LISTENING TO HER ANSWERS, WE WOULD BE DEFEATING EVIL LEAFY RIGHT NOW, SO SHUT THE FREAK UP AND DO WHAT WE SHOULD ACTUALLY BE DOING, WHICH SHOULD BE OUR MAIN PRIORITY". I looked behind me to see who had just shouted that out and saw the one person who I wouldn't expect to stand up for himself or anyone els in 1 million years. Woody.

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