Chapter 12: goodbye

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Leafys POV:
V sent me another email and I read it. Once I did I sarcastically said "wow, I wonder who this is"
Then Firey read it and sarcastically replied "yeah, it seems impossible to guess. This V person does the hardest of clues"
Yeah, whoever this person is shouldn't be a riddler. This is the most obvious thing ever, it is actually painful.
"Ok then, what's the clues so that we can understand why you're being sarcastic."
I read out the clues:
"This person is a well known celebrity, however all of you know him more for all of the wrong reasons. He owns a huge company which is known almost everywhere in the world(sorry, I'm unable to say his company's name or the name of the robots he makes), and most of his employees are his creations/robots. 1 of your teachers(this part is me talking specifically to the iio) and 1 of your teaching assistants used to work for him but went rogue and turned into the people(?) who you know today. And finally, (almost) everyone who works for him(his robots) are complete MEtards"
Now you know what I mean when I say about how un-obvious it truly is. Seriously, does he or she think that we are too idiotic to figure out a harder 1 that would of been more fun. But then again, it's better for it to be so easy a 3 year old could figure it out than so mind-numbingly hard that we never figure it out
OJ was the first to talk after I said the clues. "Urgh, I hate that guy. My parents are modest with their money, and taught me to be as well, and he just runs around trying to get more and more just because he can, not caring what happens to others in the process, with the prime example being you guys. I hate people like that"
"HE TRIED TO BLACKMAIL ME INTO GIVING HIM MY EGG, AND WHEN THAT FAILED HE TRIED TO STEEL HIM FROM ME!!!" Fan almost shouted
"He blamed me for everything bad happening even when it obviously had nothing to do with me!" Soap then replied
"Wait, I'm confused. Who are we talking about?" Lightbulb asked
"STEVE COBS!!!!!!!!" The rest of us practically screamed
"Oh, you mean mr pinhead who everyone loves except us" she said happy that she now knew
"Who are you calling pinhead?!" Asked pin angrily
"Oopsy, didn't mean to offend anyone" she then replied
"Anyway, its Steve, and that guy is mega unpredictable and extremely dangerous, so what's gonna be your pla-" baseball started, before being interrupted by a hoover in the same room as them
"MUM!" OJ shouted. His mum stopped the Hoover
"What is it, Oscar?"
OJ looked very annoyed at what his mum called him.
His real name is Oscar-Jones, but he prefers being called OJ, and hates being called Oscar, but his parents always call him that because they haven't realised how much he hates it
"It's OJ, mum. And can you please keep down the volume. We we're.........uh.........filming a video. Yup. Fan found this awesome game to do with bfdi and he insisted we play it, so that's what we are doing, and we are filming it for our YouTube, so we really need some quiet"
"Ok then, Oscar, but it's your fault I have to hoover; if you didn't watch all of those movies about the hunter girl with a bow and arrow who is suppose to kill those people in a place or be killed herself and she falls in love with that guy but she has to kill him but ends up not killing him and there is a rebellion or something happening, whilst you were eating popcorn and spilling it everywhere, and you didn't clean up after yourself, so now I have to"
"Oh, I was wondering why there was popcorn all over the floor" said paintbrush
"I wasn't gonna question it, I just thought it was a gift from the heavens" stated lightbulb as she picked up a piece of it and ate it
"Ewww, you do realise how dirty that is, it's been on the floor all night! YOU COULD CATCH A DISEASE!" Soap shouted
"Guys, guys. I think you're all missing the important point here; OJ WATCHED THE HUNGER GAMES WITHOUT US LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!" Fan shouted like his life depended on it
"Dude, seriously. Those films are stupid" knife said ashamed of what his friend had been watching
"They aren't that bad. It isn't like it's the worst thing in the world watching them. And I would of watched them with you guys but the time that I decided to watch them it was very late at night, and I know that not only would none of you appreciate being woken up, but it also wouldn't be fair to make you walk all the way to here in the middle of the night. Plus it was very late when they were finished, I fell asleep half way through mocking-jay part 2"
"What were you doing up so late in the first place" asked paper
" I couldn't sleep. That's why I overslept and was still getting ready when you guys got here"
"Ok then kids, I'll do you a deal; you can continue with you video and your game, but later on Oscar has to help me tidy up his mess"
"Yes, mum, I'll clean up my mess. But please just call me OJ"
She then left the room after that
"So Oscar, when are you planning on cleaning up your mess like your mummy asked you to" trophy teased
"Shut up dude" he calmly said, trying to hide his annoyance but failing

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